Something for the weekend (NLC exactly)

[Trunkie]

Girlfriendwoman announced last night that she will not wet my winkie until get a haircut. Ok not so much of a problem except we fly out to Cuba for 2 weeks tomorrow morning. So...are there any barbers at Gatwick airport?!

Edit: Oh yeah and will my battery die if I leave the alarm on for 2 weeks? It's going to be pretty secure so shall I just immobilise it?

>>> Edited by Trunkie on Tuesday 6th January 09:46

[dragstar]

it will die

[Trunkie]

It didn't!

Plus I got shagged!

[Martin Stuart]

Trunkie said:

It didn't! Plus I got shagged!

Yeah, my battery seems fine for a couple of weeks with the alarm on.

Nobody wants to shag me, though.

[dragstar]

Trunkie said:

It didn't! Plus I got shagged!

good lad!

hope you gave her a good-pasting