ALL LOTUS's GET FREE WASH!!!

[TastyKebab]

I am offering free car washes on ANY Lotus. I live in Glasgow, so if you live there or are in the neighbourhood, give me a ring on 07890 733 958.

I love Lotus's, and to prove it, I'll hand wash any Lotus at my house for FREE. YOU benefit from an excellent hand wash that gives a shine that no petrol station can match (i do it on my mums BMW 5 series) and I benefit from being in the presence of these wonderful cars.

I do not joke, please phone me if you would like a free wash. It takes about 30 mins on my own, or 15 mins with help from my brother.

I look forward to treating you by washing your Lotus's for free!!!

(Once again, I am not joking, all Lotus models accepted!)

[Bonce]

Good man! I'm almost tempted to arrange a trip to Glasgow but seeing as the journey home would be 381 miles my car would be dirty again.

Good luck with your venture to get more hands on experience and probably some rides in Loti!