Off to Farm Fantastic - Caboolture Qld.

[Burnedout]

Every year Farm Fantastic, a farm field day is held just north of Brisbane, the site covers around 50 ac and the field days last for 3 days.








Some Farm gear gets fairly sizable up here, here's an example from just out near Condomine, 600HP.

[Mattserati]

Burnedout - are you a farmer yourself?

[Burnedout]

I used to be - worked with some big gear in those days.

[deviant]

You have to love farm equipment for the amount of power / torque it has and more importantly the high risk of severe injury.

[Fiddlemesticks]

deviant said:

more importantly the high risk of severe injury.

What, falling out of a sheep?

[deviant]

Banjo snappage is no laughing matter

[Fiddlemesticks]

Sounds like you talk from experience....

Bruce the farmer walking down the street with 2 sheep.

Mick coming the other way says 'Hey Bruce, you shearing them 2?'

'No' says Bruce. 'Gonna root em both meself'.

[deviant]

A burnt out advertising executive decides he has had enough of the rat race & buys a property way out west. No electricity, no phones - no company.
He has read everything he can and after a few weeks is getting a bit bored. One afternoon he sees dust cloud way in the distance coming towards him, a while later a crusty old bushie gets out of a battered holden ute and puts out his hand.
"Hello mate, I'm your closest neighbour, live about 50 kays up the road, thought we'd chuck ya a bash to welcome you to the area"
"Sounds great" said the ad-man.
"I hear you city boys like your drugs and drink so we'll get that in for ya."
"Sounds awesome" said the ad-man
"we tend to get a bit punchie and horny 'round here after all those drugs & drink though, can ya handle yerself if a blue kicks off or a bit of sex is on the cards?"
"I go alright" said the ad-man
"this all sounds great, what time should I come and what should I wear?"
"Doesn't really mattter" says the bushie "it's only going to be you and me".......

[Burnedout]

Funny Bds!