Perth Guys - Divorce Advice

[Bibbs]

Hey guys,

Anyone know of where I can get some (free/cheap) advice.

I've called citizens advice, but it's a rolling month waiting list and it's always full.

The ex and I have got a plan for the financial figures, I've got the forms from here :-
http://www.familylawcourts.gov.au/wps/wcm/connect/...

But it's all very detailed on who's taking what. Where we have a "I give you A, B & C, You give me D".

Any pointers?

[Reardy Mister]

Definitely do it.



Was that the sort of thing you meant?

[200bhp]

Bibbs said:

....we have a "I give you A, B & C, You give me D".

So as usual, you're getting one thing and she gets three?

Were you not married in the UK? Is an overseas marriage even legal in another country?

[Bibbs]

Ha ha. It's defo being "done". She moved out in Feb, the dogs moved out last week.

A = cash, B = a year of small payments to her parents, C = Hilux.
D = house. And I keep the V8.

Yeah, married here, she paid most of the deposit for the house, but I paid most of the repayments.

The issue is the forms ask for values of possessions, cars, kids etc..

[Hasbeen]

How much are kids worth these days?

[StefanVXR8]

Hasbeen said:

How much are kids worth these days?

About $3 each, $4.50 if they're any good at washing up.

Stef

[Pommygranite]

I did it here in 09. Piece of piss, $400, wait 13 months, file, done.

Basically once you've both signed the financial forms you're done and dusted.

[Bibbs]

Pommygranite said:

I did it here in 09. Piece of piss, $400, wait 13 months, file, done.

Basically once you've both signed the financial forms you're done and dusted.

That's what I want to hear. Did you list *everything* in the financial forms?

[Google [bot]]

Worst 'my cock's available' thread eva.

[Pommygranite]

Bibbs said:

Pommygranite said:

I did it here in 09. Piece of piss, $400, wait 13 months, file, done.

Basically once you've both signed the financial forms you're done and dusted.

That's what I want to hear. Did you list *everything* in the financial forms?

Yes. She knew what we had so no game playing

Really your ultimate aim is to divide agreeably, get it dealt with quickly (which means her agreeing and signing so no protracted games) and noping the fk out of there.

As 3 lawyers told me - 'keep the lawyers out of it' - they cost they inflame, they have a vested interest in making the process longer, more costly and more inflamed.

Lawyers exist because people can't swallow pride and lose the battle to win the war.

[Bibbs]

Google [bot] said:

Worst 'my cock's available' thread eva.

Two comments.

1. It isn't.
2. Have you *seen* the Match thread on PH?

[Pommygranite]

Bibbs said:

Google [bot] said:

Worst 'my cock's available' thread eva.

Two comments.

1. It isn't.
2. Have you *seen* the Match thread on PH?

1. You off the market already?!
2. Worst 'my ex wife is on the market - someone take her off my hands' thread ever

[Bibbs]

Pommygranite said:

1. You off the market already?!
2. Worst 'my ex wife is on the market - someone take her off my hands' thread ever

Yeah, something like that.

[Pommygranite]

Bibbs said:

Pommygranite said:

1. You off the market already?!
2. Worst 'my ex wife is on the market - someone take her off my hands' thread ever

Yeah, something like that.

Where was Tinder when I was younger

[Bibbs]

Pommygranite said:

Where was Tinder when I was younger

Ha ha .. yeah. I see internet dating is now pretty much at a base level.

400 questions that probe your soul, or swipe left to party.