Chat ups

[JMorgan]

Who has used your pride and joy in a chat up line? Or should I get me mac.
For reasons I no not what are the funniest and can Ted please install a spil ceqer.

[DIGGA]

No. Never have never will! I'm happily attached/engaged, and cringe at the perpetuation of the 'sportscar as a male substitute to sexual prowess/fulfillment' cliche!

BUT, I have noticed that when driving the Griff, I do get far more attention from the opposite sex.

Clearly I would be deluding myself if I thought it was for any other reason than the car itself, and to be honest, I think an encounter with any of these sports car groupies in any other situation (i.e. unrelated to the car) would result in mutual disinterest between both parties.

[s2ooz]

I jumped out my chimeara last summer, and overheard two passing ladies whisper "bet hes married", I turned round and replied "no, Im single" and got the reply
"wanna be?"

[casio]

True story that some of you know :
Met Mrs Casio on the M25 junction 9 /10 , pulled off at the same junction swaped telephone numbers, many e-mail converstions later found out we were in the same busines had similar interests,lived 500 yards from each other (both with other people), unknowingly both our then current partners cheated on us got together after loads of crap and have been very happy ever since !!!! Best £36,000 I have ever spent !!!
Now she makes me drive my M3 to work can't imagine why !!!!!!!!!

[l112jom]

Don't know if anybody else saw this - but came into London on the train this am with the missus.
In Metro (the free paper)there was a small article about women's perceptions of men with cars - using two shopping carts and an Elise as the sportscar. They then posed three men - ugly, not quite so ugly and annoyling handsome - with each car in turn. The women reckoned that putting the ugly bloke with the Elise made him more attractive...!

The wife looked at me and said "Now I know how you tricked me into marrying you...."

Arrrrggghhhh

>> Edited by l112jom on Friday 15th March 13:33

[ap_smith]

For every story where a TVR has created a union between the sexes, I bet there's a dozen where it's caused a break up



>> Edited by ap_smith on Friday 15th March 13:33

[currymonster]

I once read a personal ad in the paper (out of curiosity rather than tragicness:honest!) that had been placed by a young lady. I thought it was classic. It simply ran 'I am very shallow and I'm looking for a man with a sports car, preferably red.'...
Genius.

[manek]

I'm tempted to suggest that almost any man would respond to that. But I won't because that would be unfair to men.

[Jason F]

quote:
I once read a personal ad in the paper (out of curiosity rather than tragicness:honest!)

My missus and I quite often look at these things, they are funny as hell !!!!!! I also do the cruel translations - Good Sense of Humour = Ugly as sin...
Bubbly = Fat etc...

I know I'm cruel but I like it...

[duncan m]

quote:
translations - Good Sense of Humour = Ugly as sin...
Bubbly = Fat etc...

Solvent = 'skink, but no CCJs that I'll admit to'
WLTM = 'I'm desperate to meet'
Considered good looking = 'well Mother says that I am!!!'

[Dave_H]

Handy Dictionary to decipher Personals Ads WOMEN'S ADS

40-ish...................... 49
Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends
Athletic.................... No t*ts
Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated.................... Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated
Feminist.................... Fat ballbuster
Free spirit................. Junkie
Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................... Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener...............Borderline Autistic
New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............... Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded................. Desperate
Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk
Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional................ Certified Bitch
Redhead..................... Bad dye-job
Reubenesque................ Grossly Fat
Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light
Social...................... Has been passed around like an hors doeuvres tray
Voluptuous.................. Very Fat Weight proportion w/ height. Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker
Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart.............. Old bat

[Paceracing]

quote:

quote:
translations - Good Sense of Humour = Ugly as sin...
Bubbly = Fat etc...

Solvent = 'skink, but no CCJs that I'll admit to'
WLTM = 'I'm desperate to meet'
Considered good looking = 'well Mother says that I am!!!'

These ads where the girls write 'slightly Crazy' or 'totally whacky' scare the shite out of me, this translates to Bunny Boiler (think Fatal Attraction!) in my book!!!!!


Jas