Brown Trousers?
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wrinkly

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755 posts

274 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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Hopefully, I have sorted my first test drive in a Chimaera this weekend. Could anyone please advise me as to whether brown trousers are adequate, or should I play safe and take incontinence pants?

Plotloss

67,280 posts

298 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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Brown trousers and bicycle clips should suffice

shpub

8,507 posts

300 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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We professionals use pampers under our race suits...

Steve_T

6,356 posts

300 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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No need for brown trousers, just be progressive with all the controls, particularly the loud pedal and you'll be surprised how easy they are to drive.

Happy hunting,

Steve.

Mrs_T

1,533 posts

277 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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A cork should put pay to any problems but may I recommend a few hours practise of "Grinning like an idiot!".

Have a good one, keep the pointy end facing forward !.
Karen

simpo two

92,574 posts

293 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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Best thing is to remember that the limiting factor is you, not the car. Take it easy and it's a pussycat, stamp on it and you'll be in the scenery!

K67 KRB

221 posts

279 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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I think you'll find some sort of paper bag, as more appropriate, as you stall it for the umpteenth time

j_s_g

6,177 posts

278 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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K67 KRB said:
I think you'll find some sort of paper bag, as more appropriate, as you stall it for the umpteenth time

wrinkly

Original Poster:

755 posts

274 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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K67 KRB said:
I think you'll find some sort of paper bag, as more appropriate, as you stall it for the umpteenth time


Is stalling quite common then?

V8 Archie

4,703 posts

276 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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wrinkly said:
Is stalling quite common then?
I assume that is a joke . If you can stall that V8 on a regular basis, you're a better man than I. I've sometimes get the impression that my engine has stopped completely, stick the clutch in and it carries on like nothing had happened.

I did stall it once, but that was when I was travelling backwards in first gear.

K67 KRB

221 posts

279 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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Heavy clutch.....long travel.....loadsa of power......worried about wheel spin.....first time drive.......you'll stall it

V8 Archie

4,703 posts

276 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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You forgot the huge amounts of torque. I've started from standing in third without noticing and no extra revs before now.

K67 KRB

221 posts

279 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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Its just I remember taken my Gruff out for the first time, from the garage.

A woman in a yellow nova let me out, and I stalled the bastard......oh I was red alright.....

Took me a while to get used to the clutch etc. but its made worse coz you are in the ultimate hairy chested drivers car.......

wrinkly

Original Poster:

755 posts

274 months

Tuesday 4th November 2003
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Thanks for all your comments. Test drive confirmed for Sat. a.m. Can't wait! Will be taking cork, bike clips and paper bag as suggested, with the addition of tight collar and tie, just in case.

patrick

528 posts

312 months

Wednesday 5th November 2003
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When I took delivery of my Wedge - I was amazed how easy it was to pootle off from a standing start -- I will agree with all here -- beware of the manual traction control (yer foot !) I managed to mangle my exhaust on a bumpy road within 20 feet -- these TVR's do take off rather quickly if the happy pedal is buried
Enjoy the experience.....

streaky

19,311 posts

277 months

Wednesday 5th November 2003
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Take it easy to start with, you'll be fine. Just pray it isn't raining, or worse ... icy!!!!!! There's no such thing as easy then See: www.avaddict.tv/Pages/Files.htm for what happens in a SEAC when you (or in this case the rev-erend) give it large (in the dry too) - Streaky

>> Edited by streaky on Wednesday 5th November 21:46

flasher

9,310 posts

312 months

Wednesday 5th November 2003
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I'd say as it's a Chimaera you would need a skirt...









only kidding folks, couldn't resist the gag!

cosmoschick

7,977 posts

277 months

Wednesday 5th November 2003
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No, no...a skirt is fine but it just takes a bit of practice getting in and out in ladylike fashion!

lotusnobles

731 posts

280 months

Wednesday 5th November 2003
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Your next challenge is an Elise then Ros.... see if you can manage that one!

cosmoschick

7,977 posts

277 months

Wednesday 5th November 2003
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That's not fair Phil!

I did get to sit in an Elise once and then spent the next 10 minutes pretending to be interested in the sparse interior until the salesman was finally called away and I seized the opportunity to make my escape with dignity still intact!!!


>> Edited by cosmoschick on Wednesday 5th November 14:11