AAAAHHHH.......... NEAT AND TIDY....

[pistolar]

I write this piece whilst knashing my teeth and ripping whats left of my hair out.... bloody neat and tidy...parking in order, whats next dirty cars to be left in the lane, model groups subdivided into colour, age, engine size, age of owner, seperate female section......
I bought my car to blast around and have fun, next thing is i get caught in the club trap...must clean and polish the car its club day...cars nice and clean must keep away from those dirty puddles...mustnt go too fast might get flies swatted on car......mustnt use the car too much dont want to clock up all that horrible mileage.....grrr think ill take my pills

[MOWER MAN]

Viagra?

[simpo two]

Try Suffolk Region, you can park where you like.

[Julian64]

There are those that can do, those that can't and then those that just polish their cars and pretend they do.

TVR's are cars not ornaments, I drive mine every day and wash it once a year if it needs it

[V8 Archie]

Woah! Calm down lad! Calm down! Just a bit of fun, and I don't think YP wants to put herself through all that and the (light hearted) stick she's been getting in a hurry.

[Incorrigible]

Park next to mine, it hasn't been washed since I took it to Folembray in May

[ehasler]

I only washed mine this weekend as I've had a complete Zymol kit sitting in my garage for the last 6 months gathering dust, and having spent £££ on it, I wanted to get some use out of it.

I'll probably do it again in 18 months time when my arms have stopped aching!

[david010167]

which year

Incorrigible said:

Park next to mine, it hasn't been washed since I took it to Folembray in May

[Don]

Driven. Not polished!









OK. Polished a bit as well.

[zumbruk]

I went to the Northants meeting yesterday. Mine was the dirtiest car there, and you know what? I don't give a damn. They don't go any faster when they're clean, you know...

[Mrs_T]

Our car is also available in yellow!. I have to bow to the master on this one though . Tom with the Tuscan S, he knows how to present his car. I'm sure there's a critical depth when the dirt actually protects to paint.
Karen

[pies]

Afraid to say my car was not washed or polished this week and i didn't park next to any other "S" but with the Tuscans

[yellow peril]

...

I know who you are you Pistolar and I also know you have probably posted just to wind me up....but I'm not biting.......!!!

It was good to see you at the meet....you don't come often, but it was nice to see you anyway!!!!
Was a bit hectic yesterday and cars were arranged in model order just this once for the Morgan Owners as was in my newsletter....

but then....you told me last time I saw you that you don't read my newsletters!!!!!...

Hope to see you again with some of the other projects that you have in your stable.

...//P//

[pistolar]

yellow peril said:

... I know who you are you Pistolar and I also know you have probably posted just to wind me up....but DAVES not biting my bum.......!!! Don't come again, but it was nice to see you anyway in hell!!!! Was a bit hectic yesterday and models were arranged in size order just this once for the Morgan Owners as was in my newsletter.... but then....you told me last time I saw you that you can't read my newsletters!!!!!... Hope to see you again with some of the other projects that you have in your stable. ...//P//

dont tell everyone

[yellow peril]

OOOhhh....don't you DARE change my post you little stirrer.....

"See you in hell"....mmmm....... as if I'd say that.......

I'll forgive you this time...but only just....

...//P//

[pistolar]

ha ha