Circumcision jokes - please help

[JoolzB]

Chap I work with made the mistake of telling us that he's going for a rather embarrassing operation. He later let slip that it's for a circumcision.

Although I know this is a laughing matter, I'm in desperate need of some more one liners for the bloke as I'm quickly running out of them.

[yellow peril]

Think you need General Gassing...they won't let you down...


...//P//

[roadsweeper]

Personally I think filling his desk drawer with half-peeled bananas would be a great start. If you feel like it you can even put plasters around the top!

[jigs]

Good thing about circumcisions is that the hospital saves on rubber bands.

[JoolzB]

yellow peril said:

Think you need General Gassing...they won't let you down... ...//P//

Thanks for the input so far. I'll put this on general gassing but please feel free to post any more here too if you can think of any.

Roadsweeper, consider it done tomorrow
Jigs, that's sick mate - got any more

[simpo two]

So that's where fried onion rings come from...

[Big_M]

The one about the Jewish Doctor who made a purse by sewing together all the bits he cut off. When he rubbed it - it grew into a suitcase.

After the op your mate will be asking the nurse for something to take away the pain but leave the swelling.

[mrs fish]

[Big_M]

simpo two said:

So that's where fried onion rings come from...

Nope - not onion rings - calamari anyone

[cosmoschick]

[Big_M]

oooops CarZee has closed the duplicate thread in General Gassing (Touched a nerve there )

Quick - get your nob gags in now

PODIE - WHERE ARE YOU

[JoolzB]

Sorry all, forgot to mention that I will be awarding a prize to the top gag.

The prize is a charming bracelet, made from a beautiful hand finished leather. There is only one size available and that (from what I've been told) is small, unfortunately the prize won't be detached sorry despatched until 4 weeks from now.

>> Edited by JoolzB on Thursday 2nd October 21:49

[Ballistic Banana]

Although some very funny gags, hardly fitting for this forum, its very

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