A Christmas Carol

[andymadmak]

To the tune of Hark the Herald Angels sing:

Hark, my TVR's diff's gone ping
camshafts shot and horn won't ring
boot wont close and doors wont shut
But I still think it's the mutts nuts
Wipers that stop when its raining
Then won't park when the sun is blazing
Roof that leaks like niagra falls
men who drive em must have balls

Hark, my TVR's diffs gone ping
Best get on and fix the thing.

'Cos I've had my suspension rebuild
the beast now handles, gee I'm thrilled
brakes still dodgy, must admit
need new pads or I'm in the sh*t
What about that front end respray?
and the clutch that gave up yesterday?
Need new tyres cos they've got no grip
Oh the joys of ownership

Hark My TVR's diff's gone ping
best get on and fix the thing

Speed Six engines, good or bad?
AJPV8s are totally mad
Fords V6 or Rover V8,
either way they all sound great.
Though my bank book is bled dry
just love my TVR, don't know why
I'd forgive it any discretion
just to have one more track session

Hark to my TVR as it sings
My Neighbors Porsche is trembling!


Merry Xmass to one and all, including the Porsche men!
Drive fast, drive safe, drive TVR NOW!

Andy 400se

[Jason F]

[PetrolTed]

[weatherboard]

Absolutely fab. Plenty Ho ho ho

[tvradict]

Nice!! May give that a shot at the Christmas service!!