The Tvr ate my cat ........

[funky]

This morning my Sagaris was not a happy bunny at all. Unfortunatly she took matters into her own hands and decided to take her aggression out on my cat who was promptly swallowed while i tried to clean the car.




I raaaan (as best i could with a leg brace and limp) with the hose in one hand and the towel in the other for help to remove the bonnet to free the poor pussy cat. When i came back there he was sitting on the bonnet with a big smirk (i swear cats can smirk, he looked so smug ) acting all innocent as if nothing had happened!

[anonymous-user]

He?

I thought all torties were girls?

Another myth blown.

[funky]

Fraid so! We thought he was a girl when he first came round, hence why we called 'him' cassy But we've since found out he's a boy, a huge cat. Though he acts so girlie and responds to pretty boy when we call him, so maybe he's just confused !

[tail slide]

Hope he spotted a better exit away from your gorgeous paintwork while inside....



'cos you just know you'll start it up one day and...

[Big Ashy]

Sod the cat! What about the bodywork, I hope youv`e had the claws pulled, could be very a expensive respray one day.

[im]

funky said:

I raaaan (as best i could with a leg brace and limp) with the hose in one hand and the towel in the other for help to remove the bonnet to free the poor pussy cat.

Yeeeeees....but not before you'd got your camera out and snapped away....eh?

[Roberto Rica]

He's obviously only a part Tortoiseshell and therefore is in touch with his feminine side - I gather by the way he dived down that hole he got a scent of those 'fishy fingers' - teach him basic maintenance and you'll save a fortune - plugs, tappets, etc.

Rob

[funky]

Haha well i had to take the camera out! I didn't actually think he'd fit but then once he dissapeared i started to get worried

The poor bodywork i know, but what can you do. If i told him to go away he'd just sit there all day to spite me :P

[Roberto Rica]

Shouldn't you be over in Croke Park to watch the Irish stuff the English?

Rob

[jagdpanther]

Top pictures matey

[im]

jagdpanther said:

Top pictures matey

Agreed, I've just posted a set to my local RSPCA for confirmation of the mirth factor

[jagdpanther]

im said:

jagdpanther said:

Top pictures matey

Agreed, I've just posted a set to my local RSPCA for confirmation of the mirth factor

[spartacus]

My neighbours cat Loves the bonnet of my Cerb, what can you do, on one occasion I gently lifted him off and placed him on the ground three times and he just kept hoping back up there.

[Roberto Rica]

Strap him down spread-eagled onto the front number plate and take him for a spirited drive - that'll teach him.

Rob

[danger mouse]

I guess you hadn't run the engine before he went engine bay mining, or he would have come out damned site quicker when he found the exhaust manifold!

Scalded cat, hot tin roof etc... maybe next time.

[pies]

Did he get the mouse

[BCA]

Sag's are obviously big softies... Our Cerb fired a hole through one cat and crushed the other into oblivion.

[jmorgan]

Somewhere to stick the flag stick.

[srebbe64]

Years ago my inlaws worked in West Africa - he was the Consulate for The Gambia. We went to visit them regularly and once, as he was driving us from the airport in his Landy, I started to smell a cooking odour. He explained that a few days earlier he started his car up in the morning only to hear a horrible screech. Turns out a poor cat was sleeping on the engine, tail hanging near the fan belt - well you can probably guess the rest. Apparently it took about three months for the smell to disappear completely.

[whatever]

funky said:

...When i came back there he was sitting on the bonnet with a big smirk (i swear cats can smirk, he looked so smug ) acting all innocent as if nothing had happened!

Cats do that. Whenever they have a "balance and agility malfunction" they sort of adopt this posture that says "what are you looking at? I meant to do that."