Women goes to buy a Tuscan.........

[Bomber Denton]

A lady walks into a TVR dealership and browses around. Suddenly she
spots the most perfect, beautiful Tuscan and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around
to see if anyone has noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up
right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greets her,"Good day, Madam. How may we help
you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiles back and asks,"Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replies,"Madam, I'm very sorry to say that
if you farted just by touching it, you are going to shit yourself when
you hear the running costs!

[R TOY]

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[GOM]

What was the salesman's name

>> Edited by GOM on Monday 20th March 21:51