How big is your Penis?
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Yet another negative comment today "Must have a [b]very[/b] small penis to be driving one of those...chortlesnigger" from some late twenty-something lads :rolleyes: Surely it cant be illegal to pretend Im a bowling ball, accidentally loose control and knock em all down like pins?
Question: I recall other PHers saying they had never had any negative abuse hurled at them. Never, as in never ever. Really? Where do you live? I always thought we lived in a good area, not much scum around etc praps scum dont like yellow :scratchchin:
No big deal, except that it happens too often for my liking. I lost count of the number of times similar comments have been made a looong time ago [small](about the car, not my penis, which I hasten to add is adequately sizable :) It goes without saying that the positive comments outnumber the negative ones by 50-1!)[/small]
Question: I recall other PHers saying they had never had any negative abuse hurled at them. Never, as in never ever. Really? Where do you live? I always thought we lived in a good area, not much scum around etc praps scum dont like yellow :scratchchin:
No big deal, except that it happens too often for my liking. I lost count of the number of times similar comments have been made a looong time ago [small](about the car, not my penis, which I hasten to add is adequately sizable :) It goes without saying that the positive comments outnumber the negative ones by 50-1!)[/small]
PhantomPH said:
"Must have a very small penis to be driving one of those...chortlesnigger"
Roughly translated, "Damn, wish that was mine".
Don't let it worry you.
>> Edited by PhantomPH on Monday 29th August 20:48
Agreed.
But... our cars are our pride and joy. And a group of men stood on a street corner, genuinely sneering and laughing out loud (they went on to make "Can you smell burning oil" comments as well (Oil is fine, they smelt the decat
)... it doesnt exactly leave you beaming, feeling uplifted. So yes, no big deal, but when it happens on a semi regular basis, its not exactly cool either. Some girls shouted "get that bitch out of your car" not so long ago, and Ive had plenty of "shit car mate!" comments as well
I wouldn't worry too much Bob, we live in a country now infested with 'something for nothing' scum, they get so much doing fu*k all that they still get envious if you have what they haven't. I would imagine that every one of us work damn hard for what we want and enjoy, perhaps we're a dying breed that don't live on some kind of benefit, supplemented by a myriad of credit cards and 'consolodation' loans that we'll never pay off and end up in abject poverty when the welfare state sh*t hits the fans and sinks under the weight of the rancid 'Chav' culture.
You have no reason to feel down, you should hold your head up with pride and tell the scum that YOU actually worked for your P&J
You have no reason to feel down, you should hold your head up with pride and tell the scum that YOU actually worked for your P&J
dont worry about it. I have had three TVRs since 1998. First one was a chimp 450. I had it spat at in Reading, a fag thrown in it in Wargrave....
The cerberas strangely have been ok - had one set of abuse shouted at me in Guildford but I was doing the 3K revs bang bang thing so I was asking for it.
The cerberas strangely have been ok - had one set of abuse shouted at me in Guildford but I was doing the 3K revs bang bang thing so I was asking for it.
I got called a Lesbian the other day when in Miss Daisy but thats the only negative.
Had an offer of marrige when sat at Traffic Lights from a Kiwi guy.
Had a conversation today with a biker on a GSXR - bless driven over from Wales in the pissing rain. Gave the thumbs up when I said I was after a 'Busa to go with Miss D.
Got a Oh Wow from a guy next to me int he petrol station
A little boy, when I was visiting my friend in Litchfield, couldnt actually speak - just stood there with his mouth open and turned to watch me drive off (she was popping and banging which made it all the better)
Then just crafty looks at lights from people next to me.
So all in all - they tend to be good.
Claire
Had an offer of marrige when sat at Traffic Lights from a Kiwi guy.
Had a conversation today with a biker on a GSXR - bless driven over from Wales in the pissing rain. Gave the thumbs up when I said I was after a 'Busa to go with Miss D.
Got a Oh Wow from a guy next to me int he petrol station
A little boy, when I was visiting my friend in Litchfield, couldnt actually speak - just stood there with his mouth open and turned to watch me drive off (she was popping and banging which made it all the better)
Then just crafty looks at lights from people next to me.
So all in all - they tend to be good.
Claire
I dont know about you bob, but if I heard comments like that, thats automatically given me the go ahead to either hand out some face surgery tickets or drop the lady off home and return back in the box with my torque-wrench, its an option I've had to resort to in the past... although not for a while now, I miss the old days 
too much tension and no one to take it out on 
too much tension and no one to take it out on UKBob said:
Question: I recall other PHers saying they had never had any negative abuse hurled at them. Never, as in never ever. Really? Where do you live?
We had our Cerb for five years and I can honestly say, hand on heart that we never, ever had a bad thing said about it or to it.
We have had the Sagaris for three months and left it in the car park of a very good restaurant and when we came out found that someone had spat on it
Couldn't believe it.
It was gross.
We are in Essex.
Met up with our son at Knebworth today.
Had his brand new Nissan Primera for 5 days, couldn't park it outside his house last night (his road gets very busy) so parked it in the next road. Found it this morning with a very clear boot mark in the door and a huge dent and crease.....insurance jobby.
He is gutted. Quite obvious that if he could have got his hands on whoever did it he would have torn them limb from limb. I've never seen him so angry.
He lives in Northampton.
YP
You'll never convince them that you have a large one, so:-
'Yes, but it's MY small penis and it's MY car. You on the other hand appear to have a brain considerably smaller than my penis and, oh yes, it's still MY car.'
or
'I compensate with my car, you appear do do so with your mouth'
'Yes, but it's MY small penis and it's MY car. You on the other hand appear to have a brain considerably smaller than my penis and, oh yes, it's still MY car.'
or
'I compensate with my car, you appear do do so with your mouth'
r" , apart from that I get lots of interest from blokes and lots of smiles etc 
If I were to ever receive a "car = small penis" remark, I would simply unzip my flies, get Kojak in a rollneck out and rest him over my left shoulder.
However if the same remark was made to a Griff driver then statistically it will be 98.7453% correct as they are well known to be hung like budgies......
However if the same remark was made to a Griff driver then statistically it will be 98.7453% correct as they are well known to be hung like budgies......
oh please,people who say that are just jelous 99.99% of the time,its not like a TVR is an overpriced pose car that gets girls instantly buttery down below,its a true drivers car,people who say stuff like that should just be given the finger then ignored or say "want a go mate?"when they come over wide eyed and excited just drive off laughing.
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