The alternative new TVR under wraps thread

[baconsarney]

Discuss anything here.... you can even go off topic and talk about new TVR....

That’s right, this is THE place for the well informed and highly intelligent TVR enthusiast...

Ok forget the above..

Just somewhere to shoot the st... for TVR peeps... and anyone else who wants to join in

[baconsarney]

My other half has begun the menopause thing.. any advice on how to deal with this would be greatly received...

[Gareth9702]

Is there a new TVR? I must have missed that news.

[baconsarney]

Gareth9702 said:

Is there a new TVR? I must have missed that news.

Jesus Christ Gareth do you live under a rock?

[baconsarney]

Chilli seeds going in next week....

[Gareth9702]

baconsarney said:

Jesus Christ Gareth do you live under a rock?

I live in a hovel constructed from cynicism and irony.

[Zeb74]

Gareth9702 said:

I live in a hovel constructed from cynicism and irony.

By Jones Brothers?

[bobfather]

The "New TVR was unveiled in 2017 but still nothing" thread perhaps

[glow worm]

Nothing to post on the other thread then... PH might aswell close it

[Classic Chim]

glow worm said:

Nothing to post on the other thread then... PH might aswell close it

It’s about time as until TVR Newco actually come up with something tangible it’s just a laughing stock and a place where racists now reside.

It’s amazing to think somehow the Jones Bro’s should now be dragged into this bitter pathetic TVR saga.
WTAF have the Jones Bros’s got to do with this.

[fieryfred]

In the mean time people like Magpies have built Jag V6 cars in their garden shed.
No Welsh goverment or factory required.
So if you want a new one get in touch with Mike.
No i am not on commision.
Now where did i put that LS engine.

[magpies]

fieryfred said:

In the mean time people like Magpies have built Jag V6 cars in their garden shed.
No Welsh goverment or factory required.
So if you want a new one get in touch with Mike.
No i am not on commision.
Now where did i put that LS engine.

strangely a chap (no name-no pack drill) has asked us to build him one too.

Covid style meeting tomorrow

[fieryfred]

Sorry Mick i wrote Mike.
My crystal ball was looking for the location & workshop of Penny.
Might be handy for bespoke looms wiring & relay diagrams to help your project.
Now if it has to be a red car we know who wants that.

[magpies]

fieryfred said:

Sorry Mick i wrote Mike.
My crystal ball was looking for the location & workshop of Penny.
Might be handy for bespoke looms wiring & relay diagrams to help your project.
Now if it has to be a red car we know who wants that.

Penny is based in Greece I think

[Penelope Stopit]

fieryfred said:

Sorry Mick i wrote Mike.
My crystal ball was looking for the location & workshop of Penny.
Might be handy for bespoke looms wiring & relay diagrams to help your project.
Now if it has to be a red car we know who wants that.

Keep up at the back.

You not lived if you aint seen Bird on a wire - the rewire begins

It's relay heaven I tell ya, just look at em



1 X 100 AMP - Ignition Relay

Relay 1 - Main Beam

Relay 2 - Dip Beam

Relay 3 - Side/Tail/Illumination

Relay 4 - Heated Screen Relay

Relay 5 - Radiator Fan 1

Relay 6 - Radiator Fan 2

Relay 7 - Fuel Pump

Relay 8 - Horn

Relay 9 - Windows (See Fuse 24)?????

Relay 10 - Flasher Unit 2 And 4 x 21 Watts (Perhaps + 2 x 5 Watts For Side Repeaters)

******Fuel Injection Relay********???????

[Penelope Stopit]

magpies said:

fieryfred said:

Sorry Mick i wrote Mike.
My crystal ball was looking for the location & workshop of Penny.
Might be handy for bespoke looms wiring & relay diagrams to help your project.
Now if it has to be a red car we know who wants that.

Penny is based in Greece I think

Yet with fast internet am able to post to PH quicker than some UK based posters

Technology, love it

[baconsarney]

Heated seats relay?

[Penelope Stopit]

baconsarney said:

Heated seats relay?

Have failed miserably

Edited by Penelope Stopit on Saturday 23 January 13:07

[baconsarney]

Penelope Stopit said:

baconsarney said:

Heated seats relay?

Have failed miserably

Oh hang on, just seen a post above that suggests you live in Greece? Guess you wouldn’t need heated seats over there

[Penelope Stopit]

baconsarney said:

Heated seats relay?

Does this make up for my failings

Have a dip/main headlights modification diagram somewhere that's operated by clenching of the buttocks, uses a pressure pad

TVR drivers complained about the above modification stating that the headlights were going up and down all the time when driving on wet roads