Tuscan off road South of Fernies
Tuscan off road South of Fernies
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grm500

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158 posts

290 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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Spotted blue Tuscan in shrubbery about 2 miles south of Fernhurst on A286 on way to Goodwod FOS friday lunchtime, police in attendance - anyone on here/driver ok? - car didn't looked wrecked, but I was driving hope only injury was to pride
grm

apprentice

1,219 posts

289 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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Hmmmnnn... Lets weigh this up a mo... Friday lunchtime, 2 miles south of Fernies = Duke of Cambridge at Henley.....I'll wager that'll be Simon and Drew coming back from their weekly liquid lunch!

Big Al.

69,336 posts

287 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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apprentice said:
I'll wager that'll be Simon and Drew coming back from their weekly liquid lunch!




twas the first thought that crossed my mind!

rjben

917 posts

311 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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Come on....somebody must know....I'll have no end of fun 'raising' this next time I'm down at Fernies if it was Drew or Simon........!!!!

apprentice

1,219 posts

289 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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I think their silence sums it up....

Big Al.

69,336 posts

287 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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apprentice said:
I think their silence sums it up....


They don't post, just lurk!

rev-erend

21,619 posts

313 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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I'd like to see them explaining that one to Graham

Big Al.

69,336 posts

287 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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rev-erend said:
I'd like to see them explaining that one to Graham


Can you imaging the conversation?

Graham, says Drew,

WHAT! says Graham (not having had good day so far today)

Err, we got some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? says Simon.

The bad news say's Graham,

Well you know that Tuscan we took for a test drive?

Yeeess, says Graham!

Well errr we put it in a ditch! says Simon, moving out of Grahams throttling range!

So what's the good news then? says Graham.

We managed to find our way back to the showroom safely! says Drew!

Sorry guys….. Honest!





apprentice

1,219 posts

289 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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Just had Graham on the - he is very happy to report that none of his staff were involved and that their parts dept were able to sell the errant driver a new road wheel to enable him to get on his way.

He was also at pains to point out he takes a dim view of staff going to the pub during working hours - when they could quite readily help themselves to the 12yr old malt from the cocktail cabinet in his office!

Big Al.

69,336 posts

287 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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apprentice said:
when they could quite readily help themselves to the 12yr old malt from the cocktail cabinet in his office!


You been hiding that from me you buggers!

mike s

2,919 posts

278 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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Big Al. said:

You been hiding that from me you buggers!


Sounds like you drunk the bottle from your last post above Apprentices

rev-erend

21,619 posts

313 months

Monday 28th June 2004
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Big Al. said:

apprentice said:
when they could quite readily help themselves to the 12yr old malt from the cocktail cabinet in his office!



You been hiding that from me you buggers!


And to think - all he offered me was a coffee..