NIGEL - your future awaits!

[john_r]

Perusing this morning, threw up this gem for Nigel:

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Employer: Hop Back Brewery Plc
Location: Salisbury
Salary: On Application

MANAGING DIRECTOR

FOR HOP BACK BREWERY plc

The Hop Back Brewery plc based near Salisbury seeks to appoint a Managing Director.

A highly literate and numerate person is sought to lead and direct a company consisting of a brewery and an estate of 11 pubs.

The company is looking for someone with excellent management skills and a strong record in retail/sales. Knowledge of the drinks industry would be an advantage but is not an essential requirement.

If interested please apply via the apply button

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(It's in the Telegraph and online, so PM if you want the link!)

[HappyS3owner]

surely a few of us would be good for that role, Neil

[john_r]

Even if one of us got this job, it will STILL take 20+ pages on PH to organise a piss up in a brewery!

[y2blade]

john_r said:

Even if one of us got this job, it will STILL take 20+ pages on PH to organise a piss up in a brewery!

very true

[bmw2002]

Can you imagine us lot having access to 11 pubs? It'd take what, 11 days for the company to be skint!

[zhead]

I'd dedicate all my time to introducing a new ale:

The SAS Special
18%
(free to all those in the 'know')

I would also insist on the very best private healthcare plan possible as I think I would be needing a financed trip to some Eastern European city for a full kidney / liver 'refresh' within months of taking up the role

[HappyS3owner]

zhead said:

I would also insist on the very best private healthcare plan possible as I think I would be needing a financed trip to some Eastern European city for a full kidney / liver 'refresh' within months of taking up the role

oh dear my colleagues think I've just got even worse.