BMW + Deer + 140 = Disapeering Deer!

[Rich VRS]

Stolen from another forum.


"Driving on the autobahn in Germany at 140mph in his BMW Z4, the driver hit a deer...

The deer disappeared...

The driver stopped and wondered where did the deer go.......??? "

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[SVT Rick]

Nothing that a bit of a steam clean and some P38 wont fix....

[CraigW]

a z4 that starts as a 6 series and ends as a 3 series, messy though.

[y2blade]

i hit a lump of deer in the road a while back on the way to work and it had torn bits off as it rolled about under the car. it was stuck all over the place on all the leading edges and exhaust and Cat pipework

thankfully no damage to the car at all so very lucky

it bloody stunk awfull

i had to pull over and get underneith it with a bit of branch on the run home as the smell was unbearable...managed to scrape the worse off then steam cleaned it when i got home


but i feel the case below will need more than a bit of hazel tree and a steam clean to put right

[GolfGT]

Just like the WRC ralling I was watching last night when animals got in the way

[VerySideways]

This picture has been doing the rounds for quite some time now, but i'm afraid there was a miscommunication at some point - almost all the threads on this picture refer to it as being a deer but in actual fact i read somewhere that it was actually a fox.

Think about it, how would a deer carcass, even a small one, fit just through one kidney grill on a BMW 3 series?

Stil pretty gruesome though...

[y2blade]

VerySideways said:

This picture has been doing the rounds for quite some time now, but i'm afraid there was a miscommunication at some point - almost all the threads on this picture refer to it as being a deer but in actual fact i read somewhere that it was actually a fox.

Think about it, how would a deer carcass, even a small one, fit just through one kidney grill on a BMW 3 series?

Stil pretty gruesome though...

i thought the fur looked too soft to be deer,i thought maybe a mountjack? size wise it would be right for the gap/panel damage

but yeah fox looks more like it now you say that

that will stink worse than deer then!!!

Edited by y2blade on Tuesday 27th January 10:54

[SVT Rick]

WEAR THE FOX HAT...............

[Dave B d3]

Similar to where did the Saab Front end go when a certain "B hciR" called me at 1am stuck in Oxford pissed up, so I borrowed a car to collect him and found a deer on the a34 at 80mph!
Mrs B was screemming as the Decapitated head spun, spraying blood in the air, down the A34!

Saab 80mph V's Deer "I win!"

Call - "Dad, yes son, your car, yes son,well..., Youve crashed it havent you..... ummm yes, where are you..."

[y2blade]

Dave B d3 said:

Call - "Dad, yes son, your car, yes son,well..., Youve crashed it havent you..... ummm yes, where are you..."

i love those "father son" moments

[Marc W]

Oh deer...

[Furyblade_Lee]

My front splitter chopped a dead fox in half at 80mph on the M2. At Dover, I had to fish the poor buggers legs out of my radiator ducting. Looked like half eaten KFC, and stank like death itself.