FAO Dizzzeeeee - this guy puts you to shame!

[VerySideways]

Oh My God!

http://www.detailingworld.co.uk/forum/showthread.p...

Guessing you know this guy since he's a fellow VXR owner?

[roy e6]

bit ott, ffs its a vauxhall astra!

[D14 AYS]

I thought i went a bit far with car cleaning .

[R300_PM]

Imagine the headline - Man suffocates from polish fumes!

After the making of this film, we regret to inform you that the owner of the Vauxhall Astra VXR sadly passed away. An early post mortem report indicates excessive fume inhalation to be the likely cause of death, from using to much polish in a closed garage. As he gasped his last breaths, he was heard to say "I may be gone, but at least my car is clean"! His widow made the following statement "I can't beleive him, we only got married on Saturday, we're meant to be on honeymoon and all he wanted to do was polish his blue car"!



WAY OVER THE TOP - IF I EVER GET TO THIS POINT, SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT ME!

[AngryS3Owner]

You all missed this the first time then... he's done it again since then!!!

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/xforums/topic.asp?h=0...

[Thejimreaper]

Thats a really bad case of OCD. Its a brand new car

[MadDad]

I wonder if he ever drives it.............

[funwithrevs]

Wow!

One of the things I like about running a rally car replica is it looks OK with muck up the side so I don't have to wash it too often

[Pulse]

He does know him... (I use the same forum as him)

Oh, and I would never put that much effort into a car.

[Mr MoJo]

MadDad said:

I wonder if he ever drives it.............

...or has a life ??

[beergibbon]

Must have way too much time and money, what's the point?

[Rich VRS]

is interesting read but waaaaaay ott.

[arun1uk]

My favourite quote - possibly of the month!

"Now this I was really upset about, although you couldn’t see it as it was under carpet it was there.....I asked Basil if it was possible to get to this after the ice install was done, so I could get it re-sprayed over as it ruins the white...Absolute vandalism of my car when building..."




The guy is going to have a nervous breakdown if he ever has kids! (presuming he'll ever get laid).

[J111]

arun1uk said:

"Absolute vandalism of my car when building..."

arun1uk said:

The guy is going to have a nervous breakdown if he ever has kids! (presuming he'll ever get laid).

Do Zymol do a Ribena tinted vomit remover ?

[arun1uk]

LOL! No, it's made by Autoglym, duh.

I'm sure I get the same results when the Romanians around Bagshot clean my car. £10 inside and out! Bargain..

[xjandy]

I swear by Fairy...or Lidls best imitation and when its bad I use Jif...or cif as its called now

[G T 3]

What a waste of time, on a new car......

[AngryS3Owner]

G T 3 said:

What a waste of time, on a new car...... twice....

EFA

[M400 NBL]

OTT for a new car, but he could make a fortune if he offered his services to supercar or classic car owners.

[Pulse]

anonymous said:

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Surprised to hear a response like that, when the general conscientious is that he is a decent bloke, over on 'the other forum'.

Me personally, I haven't met him, so can't comment.

OT: How's the new car going Diz? Would be great to take a look at it at some point