If you hear blood curdling screams

[xllifts]

Its me dragging the ex out of the back of the xl bus and dumping her in the Great Park! Anyone on here thinking of getting married tie a ruddy knot in it first

Anyone else suffer the pains of an ex hounding them 24/7

[wasted years]

Thankfully mine is sleeping her way around the Isle Of Wight so doesn't bother me anymore

[xllifts]

wasted years said:

Thankfully mine is sleeping her way around the Isle Of Wight so doesn't bother me anymore

How's you?

[wasted years]

Tired, worn out from commuting, sort of seeing someone and internet banned from work

You?

[xllifts]

Tired working 20 hr days, just fecked the plasma tv, got the ex playing around with the i want money you can't see little one etc.

But apart from that cool ! need beer and lots of it

Soooooo lil ol gary is courting eh tell more???

[wasted years]

She's 36 and very nice (just as mad as you two )

Won't go too much into details about her as I'll get a

[xllifts]

Cool good for you. Mad us never how could you say such a thing Must be a laaady from here then as you can't divulge info.

[wasted years]

Nah she's not a PHer but circs will get me a

[xllifts]

wasted years said:

Nah she's not a PHer but circs will get me a

Cool thats good news for you then chap.

Must give you a shout when i'm up your way for beer.

[mrsxllifts]

wasted years said:

... sort of seeing someone ...

Why do you have to squint when you see her?

[xllifts]

Right thats it i'm off to bed if mrsxl is going to hijack.
Night Gary

[wasted years]

Night there - I'm off to bed too.

And no I don't have to squint

[xllifts]

anonymous said:

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Go get some donuts you fool