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john_r

Original Poster:

8,353 posts

277 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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A handbook on modern policing...

Well worth a thorough read! wink

http://seorant.ath.cx/police/ladybird.html

Robatr0n

12,362 posts

222 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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rofl

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john_r

Original Poster:

8,353 posts

277 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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My favourite:

“Here we see a criminal about to throw a spanner. He is going to throw it at an engineering works. It will cause lots of damage. This is called terrorism.

The brave policemen chase him and hit him until there is blood and hair and bits of bone all over their boots. The blood makes their boot caps shine like red cherries.

Could you do that? Someone has to do it if we all want to live in a fee world.”

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BabyCTR

124 posts

201 months

Monday 4th August 2008
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The authors' names...they just dont make surnames like that anymore.......'Near'A South Yate' and 'Have-A-Hand'!!! very good send-uplaugh

Edited by BabyCTR on Monday 4th August 14:56

439vRS

227 posts

198 months

Monday 8th September 2008
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When i finally start, there will be so much red tape the public will have all the powersyikes

phillvr6

3,785 posts

266 months

Monday 8th September 2008
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anonymous said:
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James,
He's probably just skipping "the process" as its not what you know its who you know.

Besides hes got more money than I'll ever have so probably doesnt even need the job.

Hows the saving going VRs?

Found any girls from briskoda to go out with you yet?

http://briskoda.net/roadside-hotel/fancy-relations...

got over your fear of the rain:

http://briskoda.net/general-car-chat/im-scared-rai...

Phill

439vRS

227 posts

198 months

Monday 8th September 2008
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phillvr6 said:
anonymous said:
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James,
He's probably just skipping "the process" as its not what you know its who you know.

Besides hes got more money than I'll ever have so probably doesnt even need the job.

Hows the saving going VRs?

Found any girls from briskoda to go out with you yet?

http://briskoda.net/roadside-hotel/fancy-relations...

got over your fear of the rain:

http://briskoda.net/general-car-chat/im-scared-rai...

Phill
Yes Everyone I was a member of Briskoda but with thanks to cheezemonkey and this bloke I was banned because "I bit back".
I joined Pistonheads because I thought it was a a friendly and cheerful group, but this person is loser

I admit I did put up some silly posts, yes but Im not staying around for crap again, so a massive thanks to Rob, Diz, Nigel, Ben, Naf, David and everyone else I spoke to in person.

Thanks wavey

phillvr6

3,785 posts

266 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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Let me make this clear, I've not personally insulted you, all I've done is asked questions about, or posted links to items you've discussed on public internet forums.

In summary (and don't forget these are nuggets of information you have freely given up):

You were sacked for taking a works van without permission,
you currently have a nip for 63 in a 50,
you have made a general request for someone to be your girlfriend,
you have admitted you can't cope with a massive 130bhp when its raining.

I should also point out that doing a search for randomrich on the briskoda site throws up several other interesting threads but I think I've made my point.

Had your initial response to my query regarding your gross misconduct and speeding charge in relation to you becoming a copper not been so rude, chances are I weouldn't have gone digging.

Think on.

Phill

P.S. Notice how I've still not resorted to mame calling.

Robatr0n

12,362 posts

222 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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phillvr6 said:
P.S. Notice how I've still not resorted to mame calling.
But what you have done is try to belittle someone on the forum.

VerySideways

10,243 posts

278 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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phillvr6 said:
Found any girls from briskoda to go out with you yet?

http://briskoda.net/roadside-hotel/fancy-relations...
Gotta say that thread made me laugh.
Hey, you don't ask, you don't get.
Also liked his ex's response wink

phillvr6

3,785 posts

266 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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Robatr0n said:
phillvr6 said:
P.S. Notice how I've still not resorted to mame calling.
But what you have done is try to belittle someone on the forum.
Had he not been so impolite in the first instance when I posed a genuine query, and not resorted to name calling in the second, I would have kept schtum.

Having said that is highlighting things someones said in the past belittling them? Surely if you don't want people to know something you shouldn't post it on a public forum?

Robatr0n

12,362 posts

222 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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By the same token, I could have found that information out for myself but I think creeping around the internet trying to find facts on people is a little odd.

So, what was your intention when you decided it would be a good idea to post those links up?

Oh and for the record, I don't think what Rich said the first time round was a particularly good idea and I told him that at the ace but he has by his own admission stated that it wasn't the best move.

Perhaps it's best to call it a day on this whole situation?

VerySideways

10,243 posts

278 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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shout Time gentlemen please shout

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ehasler

8,567 posts

289 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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Robatr0n said:
Perhaps it's best to call it a day on this whole situation?
yes Can we please put a stop to this, otherwise the thread will be closed.

Can I please point out that the posting rules state:

When using this website you agree not to:

Post any material likely to cause undue annoyance, provocation, upset or embarrassment to any reasonable person.

Fer

7,730 posts

286 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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ehasler said:
Post any material likely to cause undue annoyance, provocation, upset or embarrassment to any reasonable person.
Oops, that's half my jokes gone then... paperbag

phillvr6

3,785 posts

266 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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Robatr0n said:
I think creeping around the internet trying to find facts on people is a little odd.
As it happens I was curious why he was banned from Briskoda and stumbled across the other threads whilst looking for the reason.

Robatr0n said:
Perhaps it's best to call it a day on this whole situation?
Fine by me.

Robatr0n

12,362 posts

222 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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I'm hoping I'm neither one of those James! wink

phillvr6

3,785 posts

266 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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Can I be the big pink monster, he looks fun...much better than being a little girl anyway.

Robatr0n

12,362 posts

222 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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hehe

Dare I ask what you're doing to the little guy (dizzy)? wink

phillvr6

3,785 posts

266 months

Tuesday 9th September 2008
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Giving them some good pink monster lovin'!!!

So to speak

Edited by phillvr6 on Tuesday 9th September 15:20