You couldn't make it up!

[Blues]

Eldest daughter, 18, asked if some friends could come round to have some photos taken in the Chim and our garden for their "potfolio".

Well they (friends NOT daughter) are now out on the drive, in full view of the street, with their photographer.

When i pointed out that the friends are not very tall, it seems they want a career in "glamour modelling"...

Hmm, and here is me working from home.
i know it is worthless without pics, but i have been "excused" from the drive

Edited by Blues on Monday 28th July 14:05

[AngryS3Owner]

Damn. I must work from home more!

That must be a trying time for you Dave, you have my sympathies.

[Blues]

Everything is still "decent" at the moment

[bmw2002]

Old Windsor to Crowthorne.......ummmm I reckon 20 minutes if I use the Great Park, now where did I leave my camera??

[bob1179]

Blues, surely you have a discreetly sized digital camera that you can whip out when the ladies in question decide to release their norks for the world to see?

Or perhaps (if possible) take piccies from between the curtains?

It's for the benefit for all of us out here in PHland you know.

[anonymous-user]

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[bmw2002]

LexSport said:

Thats no good, its frosted glass

[absolutely]

Blues said:

When i pointed out that the friends are not very tall, it seems they want a career in "glamour modelling"...

Well educated, come from a nice respectable family?

[Blues]

absolutely said:

Well educated, come from a nice respectable family?

Probably not "wife" material

[absolutely]

Blues said:

absolutely said:

Well educated, come from a nice respectable family?

Probably not "wife" material

Yes...you have to pity people like that though, by the age of 35 they're out of a job coz they've gone saggy.

[Blues]

I keep remembering - they are somebody's daughter
Rain has stopped play!

[AngryS3Owner]

Blues said:

Rain has stopped play!

Surely that should make for more "arty" creative shots, tell them to stay and I'll be around with the camera in 25minutes

[Blues]

Apparatly "its a shame, they were just getting used to the camera".
Ah well...

[absolutely]

Blues said:

I keep remembering - they are somebody's daughter
Rain has stopped play!

They are also someone elses play thing.

[john_r]

AngryS3Owner said:

Blues said:

Rain has stopped play!

Surely that should make for more "arty" creative shots, tell them to stay and I'll be around with the camera in 25minutes

Let me know if a sports estate car is needed? Or a Land Rover? Feck it, I'd even bring the Passat!

[ph1l5]

Its raining ? Lucky I have come to work in my Chim, and will gladly let the girls have there pic taken in it !!

[John D.]

Surely the Chim could do with a good wash after they've drapped themselves all over it. I'm thinking that scene out of Wild Things here

[john_r]

john_r said:

AngryS3Owner said:

Blues said:

Rain has stopped play!

Surely that should make for more "arty" creative shots, tell them to stay and I'll be around with the camera in 25minutes

Let me know if a sports estate car is needed? Or a Land Rover? Feck it, I'd even bring the Passat!

Dave - not heard anything yet? Are you sure you have the right number for me?

[AngryS3Owner]

John, I'm sure you could fine some ladies to help you with that on your next trip to get "fish food"

[Blues]

It was looking up when they moved to the garden.. The photographer got the hose pipe ready...Then rain again... Now he's gone home in a huff Ah well, it made the afternoon that bit more entertaining