Just the funniest picture and quote....

[WIJ933]

Scanning through Darrens facebook pictures. Found these two with the quote:




Quote:
'We managed to step in some bloody dog st on the high street'

thats SO funny....

Well done the photographer

[Simpo Two]

Curious... He has dogpoo on his shoe - so takes his shoe off, stands in the street in his socks, then puts his hand in the shoe and bends down to wipe the poo off on the grass...

[iluvmercs]

My friend Lee, who was in the Silver SEAT Leon took that photo

John, you can get more leverage, and pressure where it's required, to remove the poo, with a hand in the shoe!

Bloody owners, not clearing up after their animals!

Darren

Edited by iluvmercs on Friday 14th May 02:36

[Simpo Two]

iluvmercs said:

John, you can get more leverage, and pressure where it's required, to remove the poo, with a hand in the shoe!

You could get a slot on the One Show with that kind of info...

Chiles: 'Now picture this. You're going for a nice walk in the park, it's a lovely sunny day and the birds are singing - and then suddenly your foot goes squelch in something. Yes, somebody's canine friend has left a little present behind and now your Jimmy Choos are Jimmy Poos' (Irish bird giggles)

Irish bird: 'Yus well now there's an easy way to clear things up, just by taking your shoes off and getting down on all fours! (giggles all round) Here's Jimmy-Choo-Shoe-Poo expert Darren to explain... hi Darren!'

Darren (sheepish grin): 'Hi!'... etc

[iluvmercs]

And I think, that with those skills, you'd make an excellent script writer for the One Show!
Or maybe your the BBC's planned replacement for Adrian Chiles

Darren

[Simpo Two]

iluvmercs said:

And I think, that with those skills, you'd make an excellent script writer for the One Show!

In fact I do write scripts and copy. Part of the trick is writing for the person intended - you can actually see and hear them saying it as you write.

Don't think I fancy the stress of live TV though!