Another unmarked plod for you

[crankedup]

This time its an metalic dark blue Audi, don't know which model for sure but it was certainly shifting on with its blue strobes set into the rad' grill. Spotted just leaving Eye on country back road. Seems to be loads of plod around these parts lately, don't they know I sold my Griff ages ago.

[Simpo Two]

Actually they seem to have given up round here. A few years ago they were regularly staking out the area with little black boxes on sticks that flashed in your face after dark and blinded you (the poor sap going the other way copped it, not me)

BTW how much do Plod get from selling the footage to 'Speed Cop Motorway Action Camera Madness' programmes? You know, the ones where the culprits show reckless disregard for pedestrians but then eventually 'decamp' and the helicopter with the night vision footage guides the rozzers to the culprits skulking in the bushes?

[HRG.]

Can you stick it in the WIKI please.