Saddam's Obituary mistake

[evolutionvalet]

All the obituaries written about Saddam were incomplete.
All left out a full listing of his surviving sons and daughters.
A corrected paragraph follows:

He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons:

Sooflay, a restaurateur;

Guday, who lives in Australia;

Huray, a sports fanatic;

Sashay, who is gay;

Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa;

Sayhay, a baseball player;

Ojay, a stalker and murderer;

Gulay, a singer and entertainer;

Ebay, an Internet entrepreneur;

Biliray, a country music star;

Ecksray, a radiologist;

Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders;

Raygay, who lives in Jamaica;

Tupay, who is bald,

and by seven daughters:

Lattay, a coffee-shop owner;

Bufay, a big eater;

Dushay, owner of a feminine-care-products company;

Phayray, an actress;

Sapheway, a grocery store owner;

Ollay, who lives in Mexico;

and Gudlay, a prostitute.

There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family. No one knows why.

[Racingdude009]

That is naff

Almost made me laugh.

Edited by Racingdude009 on Friday 19th January 17:39

[evolutionvalet]

:frown: I'll get me coat......

[crisp500]

Don't worry,some of us also have bad taste

Harley







ETA you forgot daughter number eight...Jade Gooday

Edited by crisp500 on Friday 19th January 23:31