Pheasant count

[satans worm]

First day of the new year and I bagged my first road kill, female phesant decided to cross the road via my tyre, didnt even get the chance to put my foot on the brake when I heard the crunch, looked into the rear view mirror and their were enough feathers to stuff a pillow flying in the air!!

Got 3 last year and a pigeon, any advances?

(not including any sickos who aim/ accelerate for them)

[jimminy cricket]

worked in summer for 3 months in the sticks.

on the road at 6am. those pidgeons are the most dozey fcuking birds i know!!

absolute kamikaze birds!!

now those crows/rooks know how to get out of the way!!

i modded my grille and within 3 days, i had TW@ted a pidgeon!!

made a right mess of it!!

hit a female black bird with my windscreen in october too.

and i was close to hitting a monkjack coming back from work in summer too.

Edited by jimminy cricket on Tuesday 2nd January 16:10

[Racingdude009]

Well last night I got a couple of bunnies and last year my total must have been high it included a badger or a small Zebra did loads of damage, 3 foxes, loads of dumb birds including a seagull.

[Naughty Magpie]

I got a blackbird with the Smart. Can't believe the little car goes quick enough to collide with a flying bird.

[iluvmercs]

No pheasants for me last year, but a couple of pigeons, a good dozen rabbits (possibly more) and I "nudged" a deer in a curtesy car

Darren

[gtr-gaz]

That's what happens when you all live out in the sticks

No hits for me, apart from a pidgeon, which glanced off the windscreen last year.

Some one did manage to run over our cat though, a couple of days before Christmas
It was a bit of a shock when I walked the dogs that night, only to come across a dead cat by the side of the road and then realising it was ours.

Not a very pleasant job scooping it up and burying it in the garden the next day.

Edited by gtr-gaz on Wednesday 3rd January 14:58

[crankedup]

I managed to avoid a hedgehog recently, only cos I was slowing down to enter our drive. Somebody else managed to squash him tho as I saw hoggy doing a sunbathing impression in the middle otf the road next day.

[hornie]

tuxman managed to get a deer in his Westfield a few years ago - that was slightly hair raising. He was most upset when the gamekeeper shot it and took it home for his tea!

[Racingdude009]

Just be glad we do not have to many of these in East Anglia.

[tuxman]

stop puttin pictures up of my MOTHER IN-LAW !!!!!!!!

[greenlandy]

Racingdude009 said:

Just be glad we do not have to many of these in East Anglia.

You've not been down to the docks in Kings Lynn have you?

[iluvmercs]

greenlandy said:

Racingdude009 said:

Just be glad we do not have to many of these in East Anglia.

You've not been down to the docks in Kings Lynn have you?

I saw none on Tuesday

Darren

[greenlandy]

iluvmercs said:

I saw none on Tuesday

Darren

LOL you weren't looking for women though

[iluvmercs]

greenlandy said:

iluvmercs said:

I saw none on Tuesday

Darren

LOL you weren't looking for women though

I'll keep an eye out next time I visit my friend

Darren

[busta]

Here's one I got earlier.

[iluvmercs]

busta said:

Here's one I got earlier.

NICE!

That pheasant is proper wedged Bernie! If you're gunna do it, you may as well do it properly I suppose!

Darren

[Toffer]

Just missed two fallow deer on tuesday night...love a bit of grilled venison, but not on that type of "grill"!

[eccles]

managed to bag me a big male pheasant this morning on my way to Banham car boot sale, luckily my scud is made of stern stuff and apart from a few stuck on feathers no other damage was done.

[tjdixon911]

Got my First today, managed to knock all my Grilles out and Crack the bumper

[spicjt]

I remember when I first got my M3 - I was 'trying' out 4 gear, I hit a sparrow (I think) at around 135mph (of course I was not on a public road)it didnt really bouch off but exploded on my widscreen! I was surprised it didnt smash it. Needless to say my mate in the passanger seat was not to happy with was was in front of him!