The White House

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Recently in the White House ...

George B.: “Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?“
Condoleezza: “Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.“
George B.: “Great. Lay it on me.“
Condoleezza: “Hu is the new leader of China.“
George B.: “That’s what I want to know.“
Condoleezza: “That’s what I’m telling you.“
George B.: “That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?“
Condoleezza: “Yes.“
George B.: “I mean the fellow’s name.“
Condoleezza: “Hu.“
George B.: “The guy in China.“
Condoleezza: “Hu.“
George B.: “The new leader of China.“
Condoleezza: “Hu.“
George B.: “The Chinaman!“
Condoleezza: “Hu is leading China.“
George B.: “Now whaddya’ asking me for?“
Condoleezza: “I’m telling you Hu is leading China.“
George B.: “Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?“
Condoleezza: “That’s the man’s name.“
George B.: “That’s who’s name?“
Condoleezza: “Yes.“
George B.: “Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?“
Condoleezza: “Yes, Sir.“
George B.: “Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.“
Condoleezza: “That’s correct.“
George B.: “Then who is in China?“
Condoleezza: “Yes, Sir.“
George B.: “Yassir is in China?“
Condoleezza: “No, Sir.“
George B.: “Then who is?“
Condoleezza: “Yes, Sir.“
George B.: “Yassir?“
Condoleezza: “No, Sir.“
George B.: “Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.“
Condoleezza: “Kofi?“
George B.: “No, thanks.“
Condoleezza: “You want Kofi?“
George B.: “No.“
Condoleezza: “You don’t want Kofi.“
George B.: “No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.“
Condoleezza: “Yes, Sir.“
George B.: “Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.“
Condoleezza: “Kofi?“
George B.: “Milk! Will you please make the call?“
Condoleezza: “And call who?“
George B.: “Who is the guy at the U.N?“
Condoleezza: “Hu is the guy in China.“
George B.: “Will you stay out of China?!“
Condoleezza: “Yes, Sir.“
George B.: “And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.“
Condoleezza: “Kofi.“
George B.: “All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.“
Condi picks up the phone.
Condoleezza: “Rice, here.“
George B.: “Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.“