You know if you're a true Weegie if ...
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1. Ye can properly pronounce; McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .
20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these words...
>> Edited by Kiltie on Tuesday 23 May 14:44
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .
20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these words...
- how's it hingin
- clatty
- boggin
- cludgie
- pished
- get it up ye
- wee beasties
- arse bandit
- amurny
- away an bile yer heid
- peely-wally
- humphey backit
- Ba'-heid
- baw bag
- dubble nuggit
>> Edited by Kiltie on Tuesday 23 May 14:44
1. Ye can properly pronounce; McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. - Bugger I can do this
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. - Disgusting
3. Ye get four seasons in wan day. true
4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. only for a pizza
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. impossible
6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class! all the time, however burberry is so passe these days
7. Ye measure distance in minutes. doesn't everybody?
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. I understand him, yet cannot mirror him to any of my family
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. [I live by the Clyde, yet have never had the desire to go to saltcoats
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. nearly, swearing is my downfall
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. Haggis is brilliant, they come as free range in my local kwick save
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. couldn't get married and miss the football, that reeks of hippyness
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. suppose its the same for sheep fertillity in the frozen north...east!
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. Tesco never misses a trick
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. yes it is blue normally!
16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel. Ned Flanders drives a huge RV
17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. havn't drank Irn Bru in a long time
18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. I admit, im rubbish at mental maths
19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals . no that would be sad, plus folk who send this sort of stuff have a very poor scence of humour
20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these words...
Born in Govan, what can I say!
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. - Disgusting
3. Ye get four seasons in wan day. true
4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. only for a pizza
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. impossible
6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class! all the time, however burberry is so passe these days
7. Ye measure distance in minutes. doesn't everybody?
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. I understand him, yet cannot mirror him to any of my family
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. [I live by the Clyde, yet have never had the desire to go to saltcoats
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. nearly, swearing is my downfall
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. Haggis is brilliant, they come as free range in my local kwick save
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. couldn't get married and miss the football, that reeks of hippyness
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. suppose its the same for sheep fertillity in the frozen north...east!
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. Tesco never misses a trick
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. yes it is blue normally!
16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel. Ned Flanders drives a huge RV
17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. havn't drank Irn Bru in a long time
18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. I admit, im rubbish at mental maths
19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals . no that would be sad, plus folk who send this sort of stuff have a very poor scence of humour
20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these words...
- how's it hingin
- clatty
- boggin
- cludgie
- pished
- get it up ye
- wee beasties
- arse bandit
- amurny
- away an bile yer heid
- peely-wally
- humphey backit
- Ba'-heid
- baw bag
- dubble nuggit
Born in Govan, what can I say!
Kiltie said:
Born in Govan, what can I say! 
pyoor kwality man
Haha, live in Helensburgh now..a much better/different environment alltogether.
Still, Kiltie is this you?
HO - LAY OFF SALTCOATS... 
itsmymumscar said:
Haha, live in Helensburgh now..a much better/different environment alltogether.
Still, Kiltie is this you?
Hey So do I live in Helensburgh!! I didn't realise there were any fellow PHers here! Don't want to say online exactly where I am but next time you see a cosmic grey Civic Type R give it a wave! We may even know each other - weird!
Golfy
Golfy said:
Haha, live in Helensburgh now..a much better/different environment alltogether.
Still, Kiltie is this you?
Hey So do I live in Helensburgh!! I didn't realise there were any fellow PHers here! Don't want to say online exactly where I am but next time you see a cosmic grey Civic Type R give it a wave! We may even know each other - weird!
Golfy
.....There is that many Type R's kicking around its hard to know who's who. However any Grey Civic will now have me peering like mad to get a heads-up on the driver
. Still good to know there's a fellow burgh punter online, and finally somebody will know the roads I highlight in the 'Roads' section.
itsmymumscar said:
Haha, live in Helensburgh now..a much better/different environment alltogether.
Still, Kiltie is this you?
Hey So do I live in Helensburgh!! I didn't realise there were any fellow PHers here! Don't want to say online exactly where I am but next time you see a cosmic grey Civic Type R give it a wave! We may even know each other - weird!
Golfy
.....There is that many Type R's kicking around its hard to know who's who. However any Grey Civic will now have me peering like mad to get a heads-up on the driver
Still good to know there's a fellow burgh punter online, and finally somebody will know the roads I highlight in the 'Roads' section.
back mate. ** SGW is the reggie to give you a clue. (used to have a mk2 GTI before that) If you're in the Clyde (bar) at all, mines a 
Cheers
golfy said:
Haha, live in Helensburgh now..a much better/different environment alltogether.
Still, Kiltie is this you?
Hey So do I live in Helensburgh!! I didn't realise there were any fellow PHers here! Don't want to say online exactly where I am but next time you see a cosmic grey Civic Type R give it a wave! We may even know each other - weird!
Golfy
.....There is that many Type R's kicking around its hard to know who's who. However any Grey Civic will now have me peering like mad to get a heads-up on the driver
Still good to know there's a fellow burgh punter online, and finally somebody will know the roads I highlight in the 'Roads' section.
Cheers
Not been in the Clyde since...ohhh 2 weekends ago.
...2 of my mates were deejaying[sp?
]. More of a New White Garth person myself
Hey Golfy, I think i saw you yesterday!
I was sitting on Clyde Street oppo Helensburgh cycles, in a big line of traffic waiting on the lights to change.
A 'Cosmic grey' Type R drove the other direction, it had a 5 figure reg plate...but to be honest I was in a daze and didn't react quick enough to wave or make an idiot of myself.
Was about 2pm on Sat afternoon btw
I was sitting on Clyde Street oppo Helensburgh cycles, in a big line of traffic waiting on the lights to change.
A 'Cosmic grey' Type R drove the other direction, it had a 5 figure reg plate...but to be honest I was in a daze and didn't react quick enough to wave or make an idiot of myself.
Was about 2pm on Sat afternoon btw
itsmymumscar said:
Hey Golfy, I think i saw you yesterday!
I was sitting on Clyde Street oppo Helensburgh cycles, in a big line of traffic waiting on the lights to change.
A 'Cosmic grey' Type R drove the other direction, it had a 5 figure reg plate...but to be honest I was in a daze and didn't react quick enough to wave or make an idiot of myself.
Was about 2pm on Sat afternoon btw
Yes that was me!
I was just taking a trip up to Glasgow. I usually take the Loch Lomond road but due to the dodgy resurfacing job I was going via Cardross instead.
Cheers
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