Dog Poo !!

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Craigie

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1,228 posts

185 months

Sunday 30th October 2016
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Anyone any idea what the rules / enforcing agency is for someone who refuses point blank to pick up his (large) dog's poo?

I always pick up ours but he is quite happy to let it do its business in the middle of the pavement etc. I have chinned him about it and he gave me verbals and said he wont be picking it up. Ever.

is it a police or council matter? And what can they actually do in reality??

This is in Motherwell area if relevant.


marcusgrant

1,450 posts

98 months

Sunday 30th October 2016
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When he walks away pick it up and throw it at the back of his head

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

170 months

Sunday 30th October 2016
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[quote=Craigie]Anyone any idea what the rules / enforcing agency is for someone who refuses point blank to pick up his (large) dog's poo?

I always pick up ours but he is quite happy to let it do its business in the middle of the pavement etc. I have chinned him about it and he gave me verbals and said he wont be picking it up. Ever.

is it a police or council matter? And what can they actually do in reality??

This is in Motherwell area if relevant.

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I doubt your going to change his ways some people just don't get it do they.

swooshiain

377 posts

103 months

Sunday 30th October 2016
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Your local council should have a dog warden, litter wardens and an anti-social behaviour team. Not sure exactly which one would be involved here, but I'd suggest phoning the switchboard and they should be able to work out who to speak to. As the above person said though, it seems doubtful the clown will change his ways, and I doubt the penalties are going to be particularly severe.

hidetheelephants

27,386 posts

199 months

Sunday 30th October 2016
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Film him letting the dog ste everywhere and put it on Youtube; it seems to work well enough for other social ills dibble hasn't got time for. All you need is for someone to come up with a wky neologism for it, like turd-shaming, and it will be trending on twitter before you can say jack robinson.

s2kjock

1,746 posts

153 months

Monday 31st October 2016
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I understood it was the Council, and they can be fined. I looked at the legislation not that long ago, and it does seem to provide the opportunity to "do someone" for it.

How effective it is in practice with cash strapped councils I am not sure - I guess if you can do the legwork for them in terms of evidence and make a fuss it would be bad PR if they did nothing - it might even have the benefit for them of some publicity that would discourage others.

There is a problem where I live (other side of Scotland) but I have never caught the miscreant in the act and it is not really a suitable location for a camera.

hidetheelephants

27,386 posts

199 months

Monday 31st October 2016
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The consensus down the pub is buy a bulk bag of dog biscuits and insert them into the freshly laid dogeggs; passing pooches will then find the turds irresistibly delicious. This has the double-whammy effect of getting rid of the turds and subconsciously persuading dog walkers to walk their dog elsewhere.

Peanut Gallery

2,502 posts

116 months

Monday 31st October 2016
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Here in Aberdeen the city wardens do ask people to report dog fouling, along with the time of the offence. So if your "present giver" is a creature of habit, same time, same days, same area to allow the pooch out to do the same stuff, they can then come and loiter, and fine the dog owner.

exitwound

1,090 posts

186 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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Had a neighbour do this when I lived in a flat. I would scoop it up and catapult it into his own entry next door (four to a block, he lived upstairs).

I would delight at his downstairs neighbours becoming incandescent and vociferous at what they thought was his own dog crapping on the communal entry and giving him a hard time. He eventually moved out having falling foul(!!) of his neighbours unwittingly.

No point in getting verbal, just take some action, but don't get caught..

grumpyscot

1,286 posts

198 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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I find moving it on to the miscreant's door step does the trick - especially if you put it right where the person will step down on to it. Or just post it through the letter box, after smearing it all over the door handle.....

Maybe not nice, but better then someone treading on the dog sh*t

stichill99

1,116 posts

187 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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You could always cook a sausage,carefully shove 6 asprins into it and conveniently place it for large dog to eat on his rounds!

StescoG66

2,197 posts

149 months

Thursday 10th November 2016
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Put it in a paper bag on his garden path and set it alight.

Rig doorbell and run away to hide.

Laugh impishly as he stamps out the flames.........

grumpyscot

1,286 posts

198 months

Monday 14th November 2016
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StescoG66 said:
Put it in a paper bag on his garden path and set it alight.

Rig doorbell and run away to hide.

Laugh impishly as he stamps out the flames.........
Now that really is my sense of humour! Nice one!

hkp57

285 posts

128 months

Monday 14th November 2016
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Get in touch with North Lanarkshire Council, they want you to report it.

http://www.northlanarkshire.gov.uk/enough

Chainsaw Rebuild

2,049 posts

108 months

Monday 14th November 2016
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stichill99 said:
You could always cook a sausage,carefully shove 6 asprins into it and conveniently place it for large dog to eat on his rounds!
That's out of order.

Shaw Tarse

31,635 posts

209 months

Monday 14th November 2016
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grumpyscot said:
StescoG66 said:
Put it in a paper bag on his garden path and set it alight.

Rig doorbell and run away to hide.

Laugh impishly as he stamps out the flames.........
Now that really is my sense of humour! Nice one!
Then ring his house phone...

jith

2,752 posts

221 months

Monday 14th November 2016
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Chainsaw Rebuild said:
stichill99 said:
You could always cook a sausage,carefully shove 6 asprins into it and conveniently place it for large dog to eat on his rounds!
That's out of order.
6 EXLAX tablets is even more our of order!

J

amancalledrob

1,248 posts

140 months

Tuesday 15th November 2016
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jith said:
Chainsaw Rebuild said:
stichill99 said:
You could always cook a sausage,carefully shove 6 asprins into it and conveniently place it for large dog to eat on his rounds!
That's out of order.
6 EXLAX tablets is even more our of order!

J
That it may be but I think the idea here is to punish the owner, not kill the dog

Shenanigans

2,964 posts

195 months

Wednesday 16th November 2016
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Take a dump on this front garden...