Numpty Silver Porker Driver in York

Numpty Silver Porker Driver in York

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ehyouwhat

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4,606 posts

225 months

Wednesday 1st November 2006
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Some of the worst driving I've seen on public roads in ages.

Driving on the A19 towards York this morning and we noticed a silver Porsche 911 Cabrio (reg EDP *V) coming up behind us at speed. It overtook us, very nearly hitting us when it pulled back in. it then proceeded to try and squeeze past every single gap in the (busy) flow of traffic to press on. I counted three separate occasions where it narrowly missed oncoming traffic, one of which the oncoming car had to skid onto the pavement to avoid you.

In the ten or so miles we tailed it, it managed to advance about eight cars ahead of us, and we didn't overtake a thing.

Was he trying to show off or what?

We were in an Audi RS6+ Avant - a car that would see his off with no trouble at all - but we didn't feel the need to drive like to$$ers and endanger everyone else. We stuck to the speed limit (at most) on a road where conditions meant anything more would have been foolish.

So, Mr. Porsche driver, well done for showing yourself up!

fridaypassion

9,399 posts

235 months

Wednesday 1st November 2006
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stolen maybe? Maybe he was just on his way to pick up his new 3 series

elster

17,517 posts

217 months

Wednesday 1st November 2006
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was it school run time?

mum running late

ehyouwhat

Original Poster:

4,606 posts

225 months

Wednesday 1st November 2006
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It was about 9:30am-10:00am, and the sole occupant (AFAIK) was the driver, a chap in his mid-30's (or so).

Once he reached the roundabout near McArthur Glen Outlet he didn't seem in such a rush, indeed we 'passed' him we headed onto the A64 and he tootled round the roundabout.

gemini

11,352 posts

271 months

Wednesday 1st November 2006
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give me the reg

ill tip off locals

rods

1,798 posts

260 months

Wednesday 1st November 2006
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gemini said:
give me the reg

ill tip off locals

Is that really neccessary Rich,pretty sure i've seen yourself have a moment or two in the past.
Long time no see mate.
Rob

burriana

16,556 posts

261 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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Tend to agree, no need to put it on the police radar. It may have been just one daft overtake... then you realise you have looked a bit of a tit, so try and get as much distance as you can in front to justify the original move. Not usually wise and doesn't usually work.

talkwrench

909 posts

240 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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Sounds just like yer typical 911 driver to me......
(sorry, Al!)

burriana

16,556 posts

261 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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talkwrench said:
Sounds just like yer typical 911 driver to me......
(sorry, Al!)


ah yes, sorry, I missed that bit hehe

ehyouwhat said:
and the sole occupant (AFAIK) was the driver, a damned good looking chap in his mid-30's

ehyouwhat

Original Poster:

4,606 posts

225 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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burriana said:
ehyouwhat said:
and the sole occupant (AFAIK) was the driver, a damned good looking chap in his mid-30's


hehe Yeah, I should have added that bit! hehe

I made the mistake of putting a similar post on the Porsche forum too, just in case the chap in question frequented that forum (reasonably forseeable that he might). Big mistake!

I'm not sure if everyone is ultra-sensitive in there at the moment, but they didn't take too kindly to being informed that a fellow Porsche enthusiast could drive in such a way. I never meant it asbeing a pop at Porsche drivers - my last car was a Porsche and I loved it - but that's the way they took it. Some kind of underlying insecurity perhaps?

As for the Porsche driver, it was never my intention to get him into any 'official' trouble, indeed my word alone couldn't do that. Rather I just was hoping either he or someone who knows him would see the post and he'd realise that he was indeed driving like a numpty.

Edited by ehyouwhat on Thursday 2nd November 11:08

steve f

619 posts

241 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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all porsche drivers and owners are nobs

c2look

3,858 posts

232 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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steve f said:
all porsche drivers and owners are nobs


you've let the cat out of the bag now Steve

burriana

16,556 posts

261 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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steve f said:
all porsche drivers and owners have big nobs


Abso-bloody-lutley and we would have it no other way ... now kindly go back to that big assed barge of yours


and let me know when it comes down to a price that this humble Porsche driver can afford - I know, I am not yet worthy bow

fidgits

17,202 posts

236 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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yawn....

is it troll feeding time already???

burriana

16,556 posts

261 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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Steve's ALWAYS hungry yes

fridaypassion

9,399 posts

235 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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rods said:
gemini said:
give me the reg

ill tip off locals

Is that really neccessary Rich,pretty sure i've seen yourself have a moment or two in the past.
Long time no see mate.
Rob


They never do know what "off duty" means do they lol

steve f

619 posts

241 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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gemini said:
give me the reg

ill tip off locals


give the driver a chance as he must of been pissed to own or drive a porsche anyway

gemini

11,352 posts

271 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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rods said:
gemini said:
give me the reg

ill tip off locals

Is that really neccessary Rich,pretty sure i've seen yourself have a moment or two in the past.
Long time no see mate.
Rob



Next youll be suggesting we can all sort out things oursleves
Only suggesting we looked out for this individual not go to his home.
If hes a knob (as suggested) then he needs slowing down!?

As for my "moments" Id be happy to hear which ones you refer to - by PM only of course
I cannot think of when Ive behaved in such a manner over a prolonged period!

steve f

619 posts

241 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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gemini said:
[quote=rods][quote=gemini



I cannot think of when Ive behaved in such a manner over a prolonged period!

I can driving through leeds on the phone, no seatbelt on, eating a pie, taking pictures with camera,and filming me at 140mph through a tunnel in you renualt with 4 topless birds in it cant remember the other things

tomtvr

6,909 posts

248 months

Thursday 2nd November 2006
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steve f said:
gemini said:
[quote=rods][quote=gemini



I cannot think of when Ive behaved in such a manner over a prolonged period!

I can driving through leeds on the phone, no seatbelt on, eating a pie, taking pictures with camera,and filming me at 140mph through a tunnel in you renualt with 4 topless birds in it cant remember the other things


rolleyes typical reply - if your going to make these statements try actually getting the facts

He was holding a pasty - and the speed was nearer 150