Masturbation aid.

[Balmoral Green]

[gemini]

Bad lad

[tomtvr]

Bob told me it was a torch!

[Balmoral Green]

tomtvr said:

Bob told me it was a torch!

Oh, he tells everyone that

[Bob the Planner]

Maybe I'm just an innocent

[Big_M]

Think someone has got their 'a's and 'e's mixed up

[Lois]

do you not prefer the fleshlight to the torch...americanism all the way

[Bob the Planner]

Depends who's flesh !

[Lois]

google it

[Big_M]

Not long until Le Mans Bob

Looking forward to my forfit snogs mate

[Bob the Planner]

Do I get a hug at Pistonfest too ? (although not in a pool as it might be a little too cold)

[chim girl]

86

87

88

89

Niiiiiiiiinety

[Balmoral Green]

chim girl said:

86 87 88 89 Niiiiiiiiinety

[Big_M]

Bob the Planner said:

Do I get a hug at Pistonfest too ? (although not in a pool as it might be a little too cold)

Pistonfest looking doubtful - so you will have to wait until Le Mans - unless you are making the Tuscan racing at Silverstone at Easter

[mybrainhurts]

Saw that in a service area for a fiver...

Then in a national paper for thirty quid...!

[r5gttgaz]

Finally theres light at the end of the tunnel for single men.

[Bob the Planner]

[redacted]

[v15ben]

What a w*nker

[tomtvr]

Whats a wenker?

[zo-fo]

I'm tempted to press the button "Report Abuse."

I've encouraged my son to join Pistonheads in the hope that it will develop his reading skills but how do I explain this?

I suppose I'll just tell him to ask his mother.