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flashheart

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578 posts

249 months

Sunday 6th March 2005
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Wife home late -
Set off to Ingleton -
Got wrong barn -
Spoke to Gemini -
Got right barn -
Had some -
And some -
Not much -
But did not -
But Gemini DID -

Next day did some - er hill walking
Followed by some -
And some -
Then some -
And some -
And some -
And some - er curry
All time doing some -
Again, followed by not much -
Then today did some -
Followed by some -
And yet more -

Thanks to everyone who made this w/e so -
I am on -

Flashheart

steve f

619 posts

241 months

Sunday 6th March 2005
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very nice detailed post

stainless_steve

6,034 posts

265 months

Sunday 6th March 2005
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Sounds like you had a great weekend,wait till i see Rich

andy4200

5,036 posts

280 months

Sunday 6th March 2005
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Flashheart, I guess that was you in the other cerb today?????

My g/f has a question for your gf/wife!!!
We were behind you when you grounded out on one of the roads. My g/f always gets annoyed with me about it when it happens to me (really don't see how it's my fault) and she was wondering what your other halfs reactions were to these things.....

Andy

flashheart

Original Poster:

578 posts

249 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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Hi Andy, great to see you out yesterday. It always amazes me that, after reading the Cerbera forum, I always presumed that there are thousands of Cerberas out there but often on these runs there are only one or 2. I guess it means we are special

As for the grounding out, were there any sparks? I was kind of hoping you would be treated to a great fireworks display.

Our thoughts. The first thing we did was clench our backsides because we knew it was going to hurt! I am with you though,there is often nothing you can do about it. We had just come across from Ingleton and almost bottomed out several times. It is impossible when you drive over a little humped backed bit of road and see the gouge marks in the road ahead. As for wifey she often says 'ouch' or 'poor Cerbs' because she knows I am not doing it deliberately. It is difficult when you are playing catch-up and are driving a little faster than others.

Wifey has told me say that your g/f must know that when there is only 6 inches to play with men rarely get it right.

Cheeky Cow

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gemini

11,352 posts

271 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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Great post and I will publically deny

What happens on tour?
Right ---






The name of next years tour will be released soon - I am expecting it to be over subscribed many times!

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

265 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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Sorry we couldn't make it, but wouldn't want you to have caught the dreaded lurgy

Chim_Girl

6,268 posts

266 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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Gemini AKA Barf Simpson said:

Shame your stomach doesn't get the principle; 'what goes in here, stays in here'!

Thanks to the all 'fondlers' for a great evening, it is a shame I couldn't make the whole weekend. Perhaps I should do a little less and a bit more nextime!

So, when do we get to do it all again?

Chim_Girl

6,268 posts

266 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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flashheart said:
Flashheart's version of the weekend


Ahem, I do believe you missed one...!








>> Edited by Chim_Girl on Monday 7th March 12:39

gemini

11,352 posts

271 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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Ah Bisto

andy4200

5,036 posts

280 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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flashheart said:
It always amazes me that, after reading the Cerbera forum, I always presumed that there are thousands of Cerberas out there but often on these runs there are only one or 2. I guess it means we are special


I know what you mean, there's always a few of everything else but it's as if the cerbs are all in hiding for most of the year. Even at the meets there's usually only a couple.

flashheart said:
As for the grounding out, were there any sparks? I was kind of hoping you would be treated to a great fireworks display.


There were a few makes a difference seeing someone else do it instead of being told that I nearly lost my exhaust again

flashheart said:
The first thing we did was clench our backsides because we knew it was going to hurt! As for wifey she often says 'ouch' or 'poor Cerbs' because she knows I am not doing it deliberately.

Wifey has told me say that your g/f must know that when there is only 6 inches to play with men rarely get it right.

Cheeky Cow

Flashheart


I'll pass on the message
There was one run a couple of months back when I lifted my bum off the seat in anticipation of grounding. In a moment of madness I thought it would lessen the impact The gf just sat there laughing at me for the next ten minutes.

On a different note I was hoping to see a couple of flames out your rear and a few pops and bangs (and not because of the curry), but I still couldn't hear anything over my car (I need to quieten it down i think).

gemini

11,352 posts

271 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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No andy dont do it - it made all the people in Helmsley look and smile

andy4200

5,036 posts

280 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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[quote=satch#9]rich, you haven't revealed th ename for next years fondle yet ? are you sticking with "LLF" ? demand for tickets might go stratospheric. I won't want one of course [/quote]

of course you won't

gemini

11,352 posts

271 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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No the DLLF06 willhave to remain under covers for now to prevent people over subscribing

Bob the Planner

4,695 posts

276 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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Are preferencial places being allocated for those attending the Barn Fondle ?

gemini

11,352 posts

271 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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well I think this years participants (minus a couple) may well have first shout!

chim_girl

6,268 posts

266 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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gemini said:
well I think this years participants may well have first shout!


Yes please!!!

flashheart

Original Poster:

578 posts

249 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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Kit said that she would be VERY interested in going to next year's event but only if there are lots of other girls going.



Edited to change smiley

>> Edited by flashheart on Monday 7th March 22:27

gemini

11,352 posts

271 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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Where is the chocolate smilie!

Bob the Planner

4,695 posts

276 months

Tuesday 8th March 2005
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Put me down for two places and I will see if I can find a girly to come along to keep Kit happy.