Au revoir and my new Job Spec!

Au revoir and my new Job Spec!

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swindorski46

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1,017 posts

290 months

Friday 7th January 2005
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I shall be leaving the realms of the real world on Sunday for at least 5 weeks to be shouted at, abused, deprived of sleep and thrashed to within an inch of my life. So goodbye for now and I shall look forward to PHing it again soon.

I know it will all be worth it in the long run, here's the job spec:

"The English officer is least of all an officer. He is a rich landowner, houseowner, capitalist or merchant, and only an officer incidentally. He knows nothing about the Services and is only seen on parades and reviews. From the professional point of view he is the most ignorant officer in Europe. He enters the Services not to serve but for the uniform, which is magnificent.

The officer considers himself irresistible to the fair-haired, blue-eyed English ladies. The English officer is a beautiful aristocrat, extremely rich, an independent blasé character and loves pornographic literature, suggestive pictures, recherché food and strong drink. His chief amusements are gambling, racing and sports. He goes to bed at dawn and gets up at midday. He is usually occupied with two mistresses simultaneously, one a lady of high society and the other a girl from the opera or ballet. His income runs into several thousands, often tens of thousands a year, of which he keeps no account, being incapable of keeping accounts. The pay he receives from the Government hardly suffices to keep him in scent and gloves.

English officers, especially the young ones, do no work of any kind. They spend their days and nights in clubs noted for their opulence."

Extract from the Russian newspaper Odessa News, August 1959,
quoted in Mars & Mierva, June 1972


I can't wait!

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

265 months

Friday 7th January 2005
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Excellent, good luck

gemini

11,352 posts

271 months

Friday 7th January 2005
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Much luck and say hi to the royalty for us

We expect a visit -

PS we'll look after the wife for you whilst your away
Tell her to drop in anytime to PH and TVRCC will be there too

>> Edited by gemini on Friday 7th January 19:54

chim_girl

6,268 posts

266 months

Friday 7th January 2005
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swindorski46 said:
..deprived of sleep and thrashed to within an inch of my life.


Where do I sign?


Good Luck Joe.

v15ben

15,900 posts

248 months

Friday 7th January 2005
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Yeh, good luck Joe hope it all goes well!!

andy4200

5,036 posts

280 months

Saturday 8th January 2005
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swindorski46 said:
The officer considers himself irresistible to the fair-haired, blue-eyed English ladies.


Has somebody been telling you porkys again??

swindorski46

Original Poster:

1,017 posts

290 months

Saturday 8th January 2005
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andy4200 said:

swindorski46 said:
The officer considers himself irresistible to the fair-haired, blue-eyed English ladies.



Has somebody been telling you porkys again??


Just because I consider myself thus doesn't mean it is so.

Even though I'm sure I am!

MOD500

2,686 posts

257 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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Hope everything goes well.

burriana500

16,556 posts

261 months

Monday 10th January 2005
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swindorski46 said:
He is a rich supercarowner, out and out capitalist and only an officer incidentally. He knows nothing about the Services except for the one with the nice yellow vans, but does know the whereabouts of all the emergency fuel depots


Good luck Joe

trax

1,541 posts

239 months

Tuesday 18th January 2005
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Mmm sounds like fun, hope you get through the initial hell.

tonto

2,983 posts

255 months

Tuesday 18th January 2005
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Drop the Cerb keys off before you go mate. I'll keep her fettled !