Btap

[jessica]

So how many of You Northerners are going to Btap.?

[nonegreen]

Me

[chim450]

Me too!

[jessica]

three a party then me thinks. wohooooo!!!!

[ricardinho]

Auntie Jess!?

Can I come too??

Richard

[nonegreen]

ricardinho said:

Auntie Jess!? Can I come too?? Richard

Only if you buy a ticket, get your hair cut and put a tie on. We don't want you showing her up.

[ricardinho]

nonegreen said:

Only if you buy a ticket, get your hair cut and put a tie on. We don't want you showing her up.

Yer just jealous that I've got more and better styled hair around me cods than you have on yer head I'll show you how to wear a proper evening suit sonny! Bet you can't find a proper bow tie in your neck size - you'll have to borrow one of Pwig's elasticated efforts from his school days

Game on Nonners!

[nonegreen]

ricardinho said:

Yer just jealous that I've got more and better styled hair around me cods than you have on yer head Game on Nonners!

Tou told me you were a back sack and crack devotee

[Nhyde]

.........same venue as the BBWF .

Lay off the donuts , they can be bad for your NCD

[jessica]

ricardinho said:

nonegreen said: Only if you buy a ticket, get your hair cut and put a tie on. We don't want you showing her up. Yer just jealous that I've got more and better styled hair around me cods than you have on yer head I'll show you how to wear a proper evening suit sonny! Bet you can't find a proper bow tie in your neck size - you'll have to borrow one of Pwig's elasticated efforts from his school days Game on Nonners!

Now now boys!!!!!!!!

Jessica will be present for inspections..
Behind ears in between toes,and you will definatley not be allowed to wear Dinner suits without removal of all belly buttom fluff.......

[theblacktuscks]

Never been. Should I go?

[nonegreen]

theblacktuscks said:

Never been. Should I go?

Yes

[size13]

I can't go

[jessica]

theblacktuscks said:

Never been. Should I go?

come on clive you know you want to.

Get to dress up, eat nice nosh,talk to nice petrolheads,have a wee dram and a dance.

[theblacktuscks]

jessica said:

theblacktuscks said: Never been. Should I go? come on clive you know you want to. Get to dress up, eat nice nosh,talk to nice petrolheads,have a wee dram and a dance.

What's the hotel & is it any good?

[jessica]

theblacktuscks said:

jessica said: theblacktuscks said: Never been. Should I go? come on clive you know you want to. Get to dress up, eat nice nosh,talk to nice petrolheads,have a wee dram and a dance. What's the hotel & is it any good?

no idea if it any good,should be though last year was good sauna steam room pool golf gym etc.


>> Edited by jessica on Wednesday 8th September 09:57

[ricardinho]

jessica said:

Jessica will be present for inspections.. Behind ears in between toes,and you will definatley not be allowed to wear Dinner suits without removal of all belly buttom fluff.......

All crevices will be available for pre-dinner inspection if you dare Missus! If you hear me shout "Gas, Gas, Gas!" then run for cover! Especially if i've had a few beers

As for Nonners, well..... the evening will be over before you've finished checkin all his crevices

[jessica]

ricardinho said:

jessica said: Jessica will be present for inspections.. Behind ears in between toes,and you will definatley not be allowed to wear Dinner suits without removal of all belly buttom fluff....... All crevices will be available for pre-dinner inspection if you dare Missus! If you hear me shout "Gas, Gas, Gas!" then run for cover! Especially if i've had a few beers As for Nonners, well..... the evening will be over before you've finished checkin all his crevices

Me thinks u is in trouble now

[nonegreen]

ricardinho said:

As for Nonners, well..... the evening will be over before you've finished checkin all his crevices

Yes I do have that reputation for stamina. I understand its all over for you in seconds usually.

[ricardinho]

nonegreen said:

Yes I do have that reputation for stamina.

...because your pooptube is abused on a regular basis arse

nonegreen said:

I understand its all over for you in seconds usually.

...because that's how long it takes me to take the laydeees to heaven and back