M6 White Van Man!!!!!

[rvttim]

You are a c@ck

Why sit mms of my bumber in traffic at 50 leptons when Im leaving a sensible gap to the car infront seeing as it was damp and Chims have no ABS and lock up with the lest provication. Please stop tailgateing. And it shows speed in a straight line does not work as I followed you off at the same junction after you had flown past. Tou c@ck

Rant over sorry folks

[thegamekeeper]

You won't believe this but I saw White van man on M6 and my first thought was "I bet that cook has no idea that Chimaera has no ABS and could easily lock up i'n the damp". Amazing coincidence.

[CIE560]

thegamekeeper said:

You won't believe this but I saw White van man on M6 and my first thought was "I bet that cook has no idea that Chimaera has no ABS and could easily lock up i'n the damp". Amazing coincidence.

Wow, me too! Although I didn't notice he was a chef. Nice eye.

[thegamekeeper]

Didn,t see his eye, he had one of those silly tall white hats on, you obviously got a better view of his face. Police should find him easily enough though, one eyed white van man driving on M6 at high speed in straight line with silly hat on and no appreciation of ABS.

[CIE560]

He also had a tattoo of a parrot on his left ankle

[buggalugs]

Hold on while i find his picture on Facebook.

[rvttim]

Thanks for the moral support lads

[Changedmyname]

That isn't fair to tar ALL whitevanmen with the same brush.

[thegamekeeper]

Changedmyname said:

That isn't fair to tar ALL whitevanmen with the same brush.

I think you have misunderstood, we are only talking about the one and only White van man. The one who tailgates cars when it's damp, has 1 eye, wears a silly white hat, has. Parrot tattoo, a Facebook account Nd overtakes people i'n a straight line. How could that possibly be more than 1 White van driver

[Changedmyname]

thegamekeeper said:

Changedmyname said:

That isn't fair to tar ALL whitevanmen with the same brush.

I think you have misunderstood, we are only talking about the one and only White van man. The one who tailgates cars when it's damp, has 1 eye, wears a silly white hat, has. Parrot tattoo, a Facebook account Nd overtakes people i'n a straight line. How could that possibly be more than 1 White van driver

Oh! sorry I did misunderstand, my bad.
This guy is must be a right tugger.

[GAjon]

Changedmyname said:

Oh! sorry I did misunderstand, my bad.
This guy is must be a right tugger.

He was towing a caravan aswell!!

[rvttim]

Now come on guys, dont start making it worse than it was. He didnt have a caravan it was just a trailer with a 2 ton 360 digger!

You are all now making me feel as if I was in the wrong

[Johnboy Mac]

rvttim said:

it was damp and Chims have no ABS and lock up with the lest provication.