Caption Competition........................Matt......hehe!!

[wessexrfc]

My plan was to mercilessly rip the ps out of Giles for locking his keys in the boot, but he has been through enough, and then I came across this and couldn't help myself:



I'll start

Yes well officer I know I was speeding, I had to catch this car you see, the driver, well her tits were out here!!!!, had to have another look

[Stubby Pete]

Is the copper saying

"I don't care how big your scrumping basket was sonny, you can't report the apples stolen 'cos they weren't yours".

[Stubby Pete]

Or is Matt saying, yes officer, his key ring was this big but he still didn't notice that his keys were inside until after he closed the boot.

[Xenocide]

Looks like he's explaining canal locks to me

[AngryApples]

Saw this pic in a previous thread and thought "better pray they don't...."

Bastids!

Edited by AngryApples on Tuesday 1st March 08:44

[106 gti]

"sorry officer , i didn't mean to do it , it's this new flappy paddle gearbox, im not use to it yet "

[xkrGiles]

Leave Matt alone, he was actually demonstrating the subtle art of hand puppetry and showing the officer his turtle dove

[xkrGiles]

Stubby Pete said:

Or is Matt saying, yes officer, his key ring was this big but he still didn't notice that his keys were inside until after he closed the boot.

Now this one, i didnt see coming. Very funny

I actually think Ive got away quite lightly
The only photo showing the AA van is the pic of Liams Ultima as he leaves

[chimtvr]

"I'm a BMW owner too, we always hug when we meet each other!"

[wessexrfc]

chimtvr said:

"I'm a BMW owner too, we always hug when we meet each other!"

well spotted

[MudSkipper]

xkrGiles said:

Stubby Pete said:

Or is Matt saying, yes officer, his key ring was this big but he still didn't notice that his keys were inside until after he closed the boot.

Now this one, i didnt see coming. Very funny

I actually think Ive got away quite lightly
The only photo showing the AA van is the pic of Liams Ultima as he leaves

I have a picture of mr AA man trying to get into your car

[wessexrfc]

MudSkipper said:

xkrGiles said:

Stubby Pete said:

Or is Matt saying, yes officer, his key ring was this big but he still didn't notice that his keys were inside until after he closed the boot.

Now this one, i didnt see coming. Very funny

I actually think Ive got away quite lightly
The only photo showing the AA van is the pic of Liams Ultima as he leaves

I have a picture of mr AA man trying to get into your car

I have one of Giles talking with his boot open, but can I get the damm thing to load hence Giles's lucky escape

[willbaroo]

wessexrfc said:

My plan was to mercilessly rip the ps out of Giles for locking his keys in the boot, but he has been through enough, and then I came across this and couldn't help myself:



I'll start

Yes well officer I know I was speeding, I had to catch this car you see, the driver, well her tits were out here!!!!, had to have another look

Nice photo

[BRawlins]

Its the nipple cup reach around....

Just open your palms....

[Stubby Pete]

xkrGiles said:

Now this one, i didnt see coming. Very funny

I actually think Ive got away quite lightly
The only photo showing the AA van is the pic of Liams Ultima as he leaves

There's an Ultima in that photo?!

Must have another look, all I see is an AA van and much merriment by onlookers!!

[mybrainhurts]

On yer bike, pal, I've got a black belt in embroidery...

[MudSkipper]

Sorry Giles....

[wessexrfc]

Just incase you get really stuck sir, I've brought my trusty AA tent, for the extended waits, and where is it that sir lives?????.........o-dear!!!

[Luckyluciano]

MudSkipper said:

Sorry Giles....

The one time you would want a scouser on hand

[chimtvr]

Luckyluciano said:

MudSkipper said:

Sorry Giles....

The one time you would want a scouser on hand

Or a mechanic shame nobody mentioned it before I left