Women Drivers.

[White Lightning]

This morning on the Motorway,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new

Ford Focus
Doing 110 miles per hour
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds !
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.
In all
The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Splashed,
And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call..
women drivers!










(cant take full credit for this, i stole it. but thought id spread the love)

[scorcher]

You obviously missed this first time round.You been hiding under a rock for a few years?

[AngryApples]

scorcher said:

You obviously missed this first time round.You been hiding under a rock for a few years?

A few?

Wasnt that on the reverse of the magna carta?

[C1ND3RS]

AngryApples said:

scorcher said:

You obviously missed this first time round.You been hiding under a rock for a few years?

A few?

Wasnt that on the reverse of the magna carta?

I like that one though

[White Lightning]

Alright, alright. lol.................i realised when i posted it that it may have done the round for you long termers, but i thought some of the newer guys might appreciate it.

First time ive seen it...........but that rock is just so damn pesky lol

[neil_bolton]

By the way. The 1990's called, they want their joke back.

[Mr Red Barron]

neil_bolton said:

By the way. The 1990's called, they want their joke back.

BURN DAVE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!

[White Lightning]

anyone got a fire extiguisher?? lol