Bendy buses in Bristol...

Bendy buses in Bristol...

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mechsympathy

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53,926 posts

261 months

dazren

22,612 posts

267 months

Thursday 4th December 2008
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Aside from the length causing traffic chaos at junctions.

£3/4 million for a fecking bus.

What planet are these s on.

Bring back the double deckers.

mechsympathy

Original Poster:

53,926 posts

261 months

Thursday 4th December 2008
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Precisely. They weigh 30 tonnes!

Six Fiend

6,067 posts

221 months

Thursday 4th December 2008
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I can really see that working through all the lights and queues on the centre, not to mention heading out around Hotwells laugh

Once it's mowed down a few cyclists and pedestrians they'll think again...AND BLAME CARS.

falcemob

8,248 posts

242 months

Thursday 4th December 2008
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I can't see how that would be legal here weighing 30 tons on 3 axles, think of the damage to the roads. Is that 30 tons unladen or with 100 people in it? If it's the unladen weight then 100 people could take it to nearly 40 tons.

N Dentressangle

3,443 posts

228 months

Thursday 4th December 2008
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I was in York last weekend, where they already have these pieces of useless st. You should see the hell they wreak on the traffic. If you ever thought Bristol was bad...

Why does the council hate trams and trains so much? Buses are clearly the transport of the devil, and no-one with a choice will ever use them.

GlenMH

5,257 posts

249 months

Friday 5th December 2008
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N Dentressangle said:
Why does the council hate trams and trains so much?
The snag is the frankly ludicrous amounts of money that it costs to lay and maintain tracks etc. What I cannot understand is that Manchester has a working tram system so why can't we? Whiteladies Rd, Blackboy Hill, Park St and the main road across the downs to W-o-T are all wide enought to put a tram system in - because that is where they ripped the old one out of!

When they investigated putting one in I gather that it fell down on 2 points: where the northern end should finish (ie Cribbs Causeway or not) and the potential lack of funding from the government meant the numbers were shakey.

I would far rather see money spent on a tram system than a bl00dy bus lane on the M32 and other "key routes"....

mechsympathy

Original Poster:

53,926 posts

261 months

Friday 5th December 2008
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For a bonus piss-boiler guess why they're so heavy and expensive...








You're going to be really mad...









Properly fuming in fact....









This is so ludicrous I can barely bring myself to type it....







It's because they're designed to look like trams.


I kid you notrolleyes

N Dentressangle

3,443 posts

228 months

Friday 5th December 2008
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mechsympathy said:
It's because they're designed to look like trams.
roflroflrofl

frown I wish I were surprised, but with a council this st anything's possible.

I know rail infrastructure ain't cheap, but most other 2 bit large towns in Europe seem to manage to afford it. Hell, if the Monaco and Cannes of the North, aka Manchester & Sheffield can find the money???

How about this as a cheaper option:

http://www.railway-technology.com/projects/caen/

miniman

26,004 posts

268 months

Friday 5th December 2008
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What a deliciously ridiculous idea. There's st all space on Bristol's roads already, so for every bus, let's double the amount of road it consumes. Are these people manufactured in a shed in Calne from the beaks and bumholes of particularly stupid chickens?

N Dentressangle

3,443 posts

228 months

Friday 5th December 2008
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miniman said:
Are these people manufactured in a shed in Calne from the beaks and bumholes of particularly stupid chickens?
Yes.

HTH

pdV6

16,442 posts

267 months

Friday 5th December 2008
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The bit that gets me is this:

Article said:
The route would run on a mixture of roads and guided busways from Long Ashton to Ashton Gate, around the Cumberland Basin, along Cumberland Road and via Wapping Wharf before heading through the city centre towards Temple Meads.
Have you seen the chaos just driving one of those little 20-seater things along Cumberland Road causes?
How the censored is a 30-ton, 60ft long behemoth going to negotiate the Hotwells / Cumberland Basin one way system anyway? Will they be rebuilding all of Brunel's historic bridges to take the weight & girth?

Madness.

Huff

3,215 posts

197 months

Friday 5th December 2008
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I can state categorically, since I've interacted with them in the dayjob, that BCC esp. the Transport division really are as clueless as you lot think, from the top to the bottom (and that's a long way down).

Traffic in Brissol would be just fine if only they'd tell First where to go. Literally. But no, they subsidise the routes... and now bendy-buses (!) Which are already hilarious to watch here in Bath.... but not to be stuck behind.

Nick_F

10,251 posts

252 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Huff said:
I can state categorically, since I've interacted with them in the dayjob, that BCC esp. the Transport division really are as clueless as you lot think, from the top to the bottom (and that's a long way down).

Traffic in Brissol would be just fine if only they'd tell First where to go. Literally. But no, they subsidise the routes... and now bendy-buses (!) Which are already hilarious to watch here in Bath.... but not to be stuck behind.
I smile every time I see one of them ground out on the way into or out of Bath Spa Uni - and I swear every time I have to sit through another change of lights because one of them is using both lanes to get enough space to turn right off the Lower Brostol Road at the Holiday Inn.

A - big, orange - pox on the lot of them.

Brian Fantana

241 posts

191 months

Friday 19th December 2008
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what happened to Bristol being the first "cycling city"? I guess BCC have decided it's too expensive and instead kill all cyclists using bendy buses.

RemaL

24,995 posts

240 months

Friday 19th December 2008
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Brian Fantana said:
what happened to Bristol being the first "cycling city"? I guess BCC have decided it's too expensive and instead kill all cyclists using bendy buses.
cyclists should start to learn not to run red lights. see it every day

off topic I know. sorry

Edited by RemaL on Friday 19th December 13:05