watch out, theres a moron about!
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I was verbally abused by a man this morning driving to work. I was doing between thirty five and forty and he came up behind me fast in some big dark blue VW Bora thing flashing his lights and generally being a moron. So I waved to him in the rear view mirror knowing full well it would antagonise him further. I know it wasnt nice but I didnt really care, its too easy baiting these people and at rush hour in the morning the chances of him doing anything with so many witnesses was low. After a few hundred yards of him ducking in and out of lanes and trying to weave in front of me we reach some traffic lights. I should note that traffic prevented him from overtaking me rather than any change in lane or speed on my part. At the traffic lights he wound down his window and gesticulated that I do the same.
He said the speed limit was 40 and why was I doing f*****g thirty five in the fast lane. I replied that the speed limit is 40 and this was a regular spot for mobile speed cameras, furthermore there is no such thing as a fast lane on any road let alone a dual carriage way and as we are on the A38 in the rush hour morning traffic, its not really doing to make much difference if I do thirty five or forty. Suddenly he starts calling me a hairdresser and mocking my blue rover. His actual words were “hahahahahaha you are a f****g hairdresser that’s why you have a blue rover hahahahhahaha” I was stunned by his logic but replied “and you have a very nice car to drive to the dole office”. Which he didn’t find funny at all. If I were him I would have commented on the good come back i had made with my witty remark but he was more interested in calling me a blue rover driving hairdresser and pretending his index finger and his middle fingers were scissors at that point..
He drove off laughing and shouting “hairdresser, hairdresser” out of the car. I drove off somewhat more sedately thinking “what an odd little man” and remembering that I must engage more fully in conversation with my hairdresser the next time I am there. I think hairdressers do a beneficial job to society. I wonder what the odd little man did in life that makes him far superior to the rest of us?
He said the speed limit was 40 and why was I doing f*****g thirty five in the fast lane. I replied that the speed limit is 40 and this was a regular spot for mobile speed cameras, furthermore there is no such thing as a fast lane on any road let alone a dual carriage way and as we are on the A38 in the rush hour morning traffic, its not really doing to make much difference if I do thirty five or forty. Suddenly he starts calling me a hairdresser and mocking my blue rover. His actual words were “hahahahahaha you are a f****g hairdresser that’s why you have a blue rover hahahahhahaha” I was stunned by his logic but replied “and you have a very nice car to drive to the dole office”. Which he didn’t find funny at all. If I were him I would have commented on the good come back i had made with my witty remark but he was more interested in calling me a blue rover driving hairdresser and pretending his index finger and his middle fingers were scissors at that point..
He drove off laughing and shouting “hairdresser, hairdresser” out of the car. I drove off somewhat more sedately thinking “what an odd little man” and remembering that I must engage more fully in conversation with my hairdresser the next time I am there. I think hairdressers do a beneficial job to society. I wonder what the odd little man did in life that makes him far superior to the rest of us?
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