Dan-T for President ??
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i have nothing to say other then........F**K ME IS THIS t
t FOR REAL?
jesus,dan get yourself a crane to lift that big bag of mccains off your shoulder!
you have done nothing but make a complete and utter c**t of yourself on here from the first post
the max power shit you work on on a daily basis is probably the sort of shite you think is good its not it shite,and i have to say so are you mate,ive got a five year old daughter who could outsmart you with one hand tied behind her back
YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER F**KING CRETIN
t FOR REAL?jesus,dan get yourself a crane to lift that big bag of mccains off your shoulder!
you have done nothing but make a complete and utter c**t of yourself on here from the first post
the max power shit you work on on a daily basis is probably the sort of shite you think is good its not it shite,and i have to say so are you mate,ive got a five year old daughter who could outsmart you with one hand tied behind her back
YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER F**KING CRETIN
we make more money in a week selling and working on so called "max power" cars (that are all more powerfull,more expensive and better engineered than probably all of your cars) than wed ever earn doing any work on your so called prestige cars in a month.
HAVE YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED AT WE ALL DRIVE?
MORE EXPENSIVE?......DOUBT IT! ALTHOUGH THE 15 GRAND CORSA COST NEARLY AS MUCH AS MY 420 BHP TVR CERBERA HA HA!!! AND THE CORSA PROBABLY HAD MORE GLASSFIBRE IN IT!
BETTER ENGINNERED.... HMMM IF YOU BUILT IT I REALLY DOUBT THAT LOOKING AT THE PICS OF THE SOOPER DOOPER CORSA IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS BUILT AT NIGHT BY RAY CHARLES!
MORE POWERFUL?....AGAIN COMPLETE bo
ocks,DOES THAT BIG REV COUNTER ON THE DASH OF THE CORSA GIVE YOU A GOOD POWER GAINLIKE ZEBRA SAID...YOU ARE A COCK,COMPLETE AND UTTER COCK.
Have some posts/ threads been deleted? I can't see anything to warrant all this...
If a man wants to spend £15K on a Corsa then that's his prerogative. It may even be slower than my £6K TVR, but if it's not, I could quite easily spend the £9K difference and make sure it was...
but that's not why I have it.
I have one of only 103 of these cars ever built. Corsas came off the line at about that rate EVERY HOUR, for years on end. There are hundreds - thousands, maybe - of people all bolting the same tat onto them, each creating what they think is a unique 'mota' but failing to realise they are building exactly the same thing as all the others. And plonking a powerul engine in a Corsa is like plonking a powerful engine in a Skoda Estelle: all you have is a mass-market tin box that goes very quickly. Whoop-de-f ucking do. The Estelle was a more solid car anyway.
When matey-boy here reaches that midlife crisis he mentions, he may have realised by than that having the fastest car is a bit like having the biggest dad: it's claimed by every schoolboy, and there'll always be someone whose dad is bigger
If a man wants to spend £15K on a Corsa then that's his prerogative. It may even be slower than my £6K TVR, but if it's not, I could quite easily spend the £9K difference and make sure it was...
but that's not why I have it.I have one of only 103 of these cars ever built. Corsas came off the line at about that rate EVERY HOUR, for years on end. There are hundreds - thousands, maybe - of people all bolting the same tat onto them, each creating what they think is a unique 'mota' but failing to realise they are building exactly the same thing as all the others. And plonking a powerul engine in a Corsa is like plonking a powerful engine in a Skoda Estelle: all you have is a mass-market tin box that goes very quickly. Whoop-de-f ucking do. The Estelle was a more solid car anyway.
When matey-boy here reaches that midlife crisis he mentions, he may have realised by than that having the fastest car is a bit like having the biggest dad: it's claimed by every schoolboy, and there'll always be someone whose dad is bigger
Did Dan get the Oscar nomination for that one then? I'm ashamed to admit fell asleep half way through 
Cracking speech though chap
I swear I could hear the collective breaking of NEPHers' hearts at one point.
So to summarise; cocky young fitter parading himself as the best engineer since fred dibnah and resident tuner 'speshulist' at a flash in the pan 'tuning' company, comes along, makes himself look a trifle silly, loses face with all 3 of his PH customer base, and leaves with his knickers twisted heading for the hills on his high horse with his pet lip at half mast, just after making the NEPHers sob because he got the knife in by saying in his departing speech that the souped up shopping chariots he gets to twirl his "my first spanner set" on are better than our cars.
Was going to look at getting some more work done on the car, but I think I'll just sell up and buy a mondeo, at least they're Dan-T recommended, not like that TVR, Lotus or Porka rubbish.
Cracking speech though chap
I swear I could hear the collective breaking of NEPHers' hearts at one point. So to summarise; cocky young fitter parading himself as the best engineer since fred dibnah and resident tuner 'speshulist' at a flash in the pan 'tuning' company, comes along, makes himself look a trifle silly, loses face with all 3 of his PH customer base, and leaves with his knickers twisted heading for the hills on his high horse with his pet lip at half mast, just after making the NEPHers sob because he got the knife in by saying in his departing speech that the souped up shopping chariots he gets to twirl his "my first spanner set" on are better than our cars.
Was going to look at getting some more work done on the car, but I think I'll just sell up and buy a mondeo, at least they're Dan-T recommended, not like that TVR, Lotus or Porka rubbish.
Wedg1e said:
Have some posts/ threads been deleted? I can't see anything to warrant all this...
Dan acted like a know it all prat on the V Power Petrol Prices Getting a Bit Silly Now... thread and kept digging his hole deeper and deeper taking the reputation of Vsport with him. He even tried some basic trolling to start an argument. For a short time it was fun to play with him but nobody will be sad that he has departed. He can go join his boss posting on barryboys now.yes he has buggered off with my shovel bob!!!!!
thats not good im seriously needing my shovel at the moment,
soo i will be going to def con 5 with my missus if she doesnt shut up about me buying the bloody cerbera,
found her this morning standing in the garage looking at the cerbera
i was like........
what are you doing claire?
im looking at my kitchen lee.....
no your not your looking at my cerbera......
no im looking at the kitchen........
go back to bed claire........
so i was up this morning at 5 am moving the cerb to a safe5r hiding place......before she sells it!,
or i come home and find it boiling on the cooker ala fatal attraction!
thats not good im seriously needing my shovel at the moment,
soo i will be going to def con 5 with my missus if she doesnt shut up about me buying the bloody cerbera,
found her this morning standing in the garage looking at the cerbera
i was like........
what are you doing claire?
im looking at my kitchen lee.....
no your not your looking at my cerbera......
no im looking at the kitchen........
go back to bed claire........
so i was up this morning at 5 am moving the cerb to a safe5r hiding place......before she sells it!,
or i come home and find it boiling on the cooker ala fatal attraction!
bigbadcerbie said:
yes he has buggered off with my shovel bob!!!!!
thats not good im seriously needing my shovel at the moment,
soo i will be going to def con 5 with my missus if she doesnt shut up about me buying the bloody cerbera,
found her this morning standing in the garage looking at the cerbera
i was like........
what are you doing claire?
im looking at my kitchen lee.....
no your not your looking at my cerbera......
no im looking at the kitchen........
go back to bed claire........
so i was up this morning at 5 am moving the cerb to a safe5r hiding place......before she sells it!,
or i come home and find it boiling on the cooker ala fatal attraction!
brave man lee - you're my herothats not good im seriously needing my shovel at the moment,
soo i will be going to def con 5 with my missus if she doesnt shut up about me buying the bloody cerbera,
found her this morning standing in the garage looking at the cerbera
i was like........
what are you doing claire?
im looking at my kitchen lee.....
no your not your looking at my cerbera......
no im looking at the kitchen........
go back to bed claire........
so i was up this morning at 5 am moving the cerb to a safe5r hiding place......before she sells it!,
or i come home and find it boiling on the cooker ala fatal attraction!
zebs
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