Who has the dirtiest car in the North east ??

[bomb]

Zebs.....

Over to you !!

( pops off to wash hands )

[zebra]

Ok Agreed -

Dirty on the outside; heavy use in the last few weeks.

Dirty on the inside - Bomb, check your colostomy bag will you, I think it was leaking.

Zebs

[off to wash car]

[bomb]

Wondered what that smell was.

I thought is was your new aftershave, but thought it rude to make a comment.

[southpaw]

How dirty is dirty? Like this dirty?



A few weeks ago now, I was bored waiting to pick someone up and saw a big muddy puddle, and with a mental age of about 8 not 18 I drove through it. Several times

[bomb]

No.

Thats clean(ish) comaopred to Zebs hard glazed GRIME that has obviously taken weeks of abuse to get nicely bedded in.

Your muddy puddle lark is just 'lightweight' stuff.

Edited by bomb on Tuesday 7th August 18:30

[stardust]

Can I claim the prize for dirtiest wheels? Silverstone GP 2007

Edited by stardust on Tuesday 7th August 18:47

[zebra]

stardust said:

Can I claim the prize for dirtiest wheels? Silverstone GP 2007

Edited by stardust on Tuesday 7th August 18:47

Now that wheel is medieval!

[zebra]

bomb said:

No.

Thats clean(ish) comaopred to Zebs hard glazed GRIME that has obviously taken weeks of abuse to get nicely bedded in.

Your muddy puddle lark is just 'lightweight' stuff.

Edited by bomb on Tuesday 7th August 18:30

As proved by you childishly writing 'wash me' into the back of my car and expecting me to drive home!

But hey, thanks for lunch though - even though it wasn't strictly 'brunch'.

zebs

[stardust]

zebra said:

Now that wheel is medieval!

Never mind medieval, it was 'bl00dy evil' trying to drive on it!! Had to be pushed by two very helpful (and fit) young men.

[zebra]

stardust said:

Had to be pushed by two very helpful (and fit) young men.

...was it deliberate then.....? Bob needs to take you to task young lady!

zebra

[stardust]

I'm not sure about being taken to task, these things sometime work in his favour. Just ask him about my 'discount negotiation' techniques for brake pads!

[tvrbob]

stardust said:

Just ask him about my 'discount negotiation' techniques for brake pads!

That's a story for Thursday at Jim's

[tvrbob]

I think I have the dirtiest Mini bonnet

Edited by tvrbob on Tuesday 7th August 20:21

[purdy84]

My old car, just before I sold it. Dont worry I washed it before the nice chap picked it up...

[AlRaven]

Any of the eurobox company cars I've had. My next door neighbour commented that I must have had a service as it's the only time they get washed, however, my new Chim is a different matter and the wife can't believe my new devotion to washing a clean car.

[zebra]

tvrbob said:

I think I have the dirtiest Mini bonnet

Edited by tvrbob on Tuesday 7th August 20:21

How does Carole feel about you displaying a holiday photo of her on the bonnet?


Zebra

[bomb]

zebra said:

bomb said:

No.

Thats clean(ish) comaopred to Zebs hard glazed GRIME that has obviously taken weeks of abuse to get nicely bedded in.

Your muddy puddle lark is just 'lightweight' stuff.

Edited by bomb on Tuesday 7th August 18:30

As proved by you childishly writing 'wash me' into the back of my car .

zebs

Twas not childish, but a sincere request to get your motor washed !! Its just not Cricket.

I've requested a reduction in my Poll Tax as you have now 'lowered the tone' of the whole area ( to a 5 mile radius).

For details of what 'Brunch' is.....see the text in 'General Gassing' Pages, for a full and wholesome explanation.

[zebra]

bomb said:

Twas not childish, but a sincere request to get your motor washed !! Its just not Cricket.

Alright already! I'll wash the bloody car then!

bomb said:

For details of what 'Brunch' is.....see the text in 'General Gassing' Pages, for a full and wholesome explanation.

I've have studied in great detail the thread you refer to kind sir and after dismissing a number of rather frivolous posts, I fail to comprehend how steak and ale pie with chips at 12.30 constitutes brunch. Perhaps a further explanantion is in order.

zebra

[bomb]

I agree with you, ( for once !!), as I do not have an understanding of 'Brunch'.

Pie 'n' chips is not in the Brunch 'envelope' though. Neither is a Kebab for that matter.

For further discussion ??

[stripey_si]

Who has the dirtiest car in the North east ??

Me