Can someone reccomend a bank...

[southpaw]

... to rob so I can get an Elise?

[davy9449]

Have you ever considered porn? I mean starring in it. I've heard it can be lucrative!
I keep getting loads of spam emails at work about erectile disfunction pills, in case you 're concerned about that. I think someone is trying to tell me something

[Crowley]

Sp's already on the road to porn, and we have the evidence......

[southpaw]

This was a serious question, I need an answer. Also looking for a getaway driver, fast car needed, sideways-ness optional but helpful for cameras

[Wedg1e]

Try an Esprit, they're probably more attainable and what they give away in weight they'll make up in grunt
I'm sure Andymaserati would take you out if you ask nicely!

[Cabinet Enforcer]

southpaw said:

... Can someone recommend a bank to rob so I can get an Elise?

If it's specifically an elise, then:

Drive to Barclays in Corbridge, usual armed robbery malarkey , down the back stairs to the riverside, jump aboard the jetski cunningly hidden at the bottom of the stairs and fly upriver to Hexham bridge, leg it along the riverside about 500 yards, over the railway line, up haugh lane and straight into the back door of HHC. Hand over cash, drive off in shiny new lotus.

HTH

[malman]

Cabinet Enforcer said:

southpaw said:

... Can someone recommend a bank to rob so I can get an Elise?

If it's specifically an elise, then:

Drive to Barclays in Corbridge, usual armed robbery malarkey , down the back stairs to the riverside, jump aboard the jetski cunningly hidden at the bottom of the stairs and fly upriver to Hexham bridge, leg it along the riverside about 500 yards, over the railway line, up haugh lane and straight into the back door of HHC. Hand over cash, drive off in shiny new lotus.

HTH

Don't forget to let Tony know you're coming in case the cops are in hot pursuit

[Road Hog]

you dony want a cheap vauxhall tat lotus you want a TVR.

[zebra]

Gentlemen - Southpaw is basing his choice of car on personal experience; you stick with the lotus mate!

[tvrbob]

zebra said:

Gentlemen - Southpaw is basing his choice of car on personal experience; you stick with the lotus mate!

If a Lotus is a rabbit - fast and nimble

The a TVR is a lion - fast and powerful, can't corner like a rabbit but it has fun trying and it has a lovely growl

[zebra]

tvrbob said:

zebra said:

Gentlemen - Southpaw is basing his choice of car on personal experience; you stick with the lotus mate!

If a Lotus is a gazelle - graceful, fast and nimble

The a TVR is a rhino - fast and powerful but generally quite clumsy, corners like a super tanker but it has fun trying and it has a lovely growl when not in the repair shop.

[tvrbob]

I don't recall saying that

[southpaw]

I think theres only one way to settle this. I'm going to need pax rides off everyone whos suggested a TVR, not for pleasure obviously, purely for research to settle this argument

Now whens the next Croft day?

[Dry Gez]

pax rides christian? F*ck that, demand the keys!!!

The *only* way you will really know is by driving them all!


Gez

[southpaw]

I've tried that before but no one would let me However if anyone is offering...

[tvrbob]

Dry Gez said:

F*ck that, demand the keys!!!

HHC trackday in July I handed my keys over to four other people. Three of them took it out on the track.

[southpaw]

Yeh but wern't they your sons/wife?

[Road Hog]

lotus 111R ---TVR T350t not much in it on the twistys but on an open stretch TIV left Lotus , but we both got overtaken by Police car "training " !

[southpaw]

If we're going on straight line speed then Tom's Elise couldn't keep up with Warrens vRS on TH1 But what would you prefer to be seen in, an Elise or a Fabia? Where did I put that Skoda catalogue?

Edited by southpaw on Thursday 2nd August 14:07

[tvrbob]

southpaw said:

Yeh but wern't they your sons/wife?

...and Crowley