How much would you have loved to discover this property...

[mrs zebra]

Imagine you're going to live in Portugal. You find a lovely farmhouse

set on a decent plot of land. The place has been empty for 15 years...

While exploring your new property you find a large barn. The door is padlocked

and welded shut and it's all rusted solid. So you grind the padlock and

the welds off and.........


http://www.intuh.net/barnfinds/afa70.htm

[Goochie]

mrs zebra said:

and welded shut and it's all rusted solid. So you grind the padlock and

the welds off and.........

... find a thread from several months ago ?

[southpaw]

About the bazillionth time this has been posted

There was even a thread about reposts of it! http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

[zebra]

Mrs zebs cannot post right now as she's busy huntimg for household cultery to bring to the run on Thursday.

zebs

[southpaw]

To stab me with?

[zebra]

Too frightened to talk right now, ........ now darling, put the big knife down,.........he was only joking,..........he has his whole life ahead of him.

[Crowley]

....at this rate tho, its a very short life.....