why do men like their women to wear leather ??
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I
said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
She's Such A Bitch......
said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some
machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
She's Such A Bitch......
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