Caught my wife red handed...divorce?

[Byff]

Caught her yesterday.

She thought she could get away with it if she just had a quicky. Unfortunately for her, I walked in on her doing the dirty.....washing the Mini.......with a teatowel.

She wants me to forgive her indiscretion and she's promised me it was only a one off.

[tvrbob]

I think you need to tell her you are taking two extra event passes this year. That'll teach her not to mess with your cars in the future.

[bob1179]

You get her sorted mate.

Give her a thorough spanking then get her to make you a good dinner. That should sort the insolent young lady out.

[scruffy]

Tea towel? Hmmm...

Fairy Liquid?

What's she doing out of the kitchen?

[Phil Dicky]

Byff said:

Caught her yesterday.

She thought she could get away with it if she just had a quicky. Unfortunately for her, I walked in on her doing the dirty.....washing the Mini.......with a teatowel.

She wants me to forgive her indiscretion and she's promised me it was only a one off.

I blame you!!! you've not taught her well enough...explain the car washing in simple easy to understand terms, leave her to try again and get to the pub

yes I know its early for the pub, but what the hell its Good Friday

[byff]

I've sorted her out now. The shackles have been shortened and she's only allowed to go out if it's to work.

I'll have no insolence in my house, the shackles are long enough for her to reach the beer fridge and the settee where I'm watching TV.

[tvrbob]

byff said:

....the shackles are long enough for her to reach the beer fridge and the settee where I'm watching TV.

...and firmly anchored to the kitchen sink I assume

[yellt350t]

thats why women have small feet ,so they can stand closer to the cooker,sink,etc

[driver gez]

I think I'm going to be sick, I'm disgusted!

[twizellb]

yellt350t said:

thats why women have small feet ,so they can stand closer to the cooker,sink,etc

Small hands are even better , makes your c*ck look bigger

[Byff]

twizellb said:

yellt350t said:

thats why women have small feet ,so they can stand closer to the cooker,sink,etc

Small hands are even better , makes your c*ck look bigger

That deserves one of these

[yellt350t]

or you may have a foot fetish !

[malman]

byff said:

I've sorted her out now. The shackles have been shortened and she's only allowed to go out if it's to work.

I'll have no insolence in my house, the shackles are long enough for her to reach the beer fridge and the settee where I'm watching TV.

I'm betting she can't see the computer screen from where she's standing as he's still typing