Caught my wife red handed...divorce?
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Byff said:
Caught her yesterday.
She thought she could get away with it if she just had a quicky. Unfortunately for her, I walked in on her doing the dirty.....washing the Mini.......with a teatowel.
She wants me to forgive her indiscretion and she's promised me it was only a one off.
She thought she could get away with it if she just had a quicky. Unfortunately for her, I walked in on her doing the dirty.....washing the Mini.......with a teatowel.

She wants me to forgive her indiscretion and she's promised me it was only a one off.
I blame you!!! you've not taught her well enough...explain the car washing in simple easy to understand terms, leave her to try again and get to the pub
yes I know its early for the pub, but what the hell its Good Friday
byff said:
I've sorted her out now. The shackles have been shortened and she's only allowed to go out if it's to work.
I'll have no insolence in my house, the shackles are long enough for her to reach the beer fridge and the settee where I'm watching TV.
I'll have no insolence in my house, the shackles are long enough for her to reach the beer fridge and the settee where I'm watching TV.
I'm betting she can't see the computer screen from where she's standing as he's still typing



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