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[bomb]

Hi Mr Zebs.

My humble apologies...

When you went for some nosh I went off to seek out a 'Quick-fit' or the like, to get some oil taken out of my header tank. Overfilled it this morning, and didn't want to make a mess of the whole job, mid hoon.( like I would !!)


Anyway, took longer than I thought to track down such an establishment with a 'sooker' device. Ended up across in Gatesheed, and a nice chappie allowed me to 'do my thang' as he was busy with some nice ladies Corsa. ( Jolly nice chap!).

By the time I'd been 'evacuated' twas getting late on, so just headed hyem. Didn't have your mobile, or even a pen to write you a quick note and leave it on your motor.

We will meet again my friend....

Hope you were not offended...


Mr Bomb.

Edited by bomb on Monday 13th November 17:00

[zebra]

Bomb

Apologies accepted as long as you weren't running scared from the loti lads on our little Northumberland runs.

By the way, Mrs Bomb was conspicuous by her 'no show'! Seems her wrestling training hasn't paid off. Not only that, Crowley had all the camera gear to record the event.

Maybe next time, my colourful shirted friend!

zebs

[bomb]

Nowt wrong with the shirt mate.

that's one of my 'tame' ones.

Mrs Bomb Married me for my Sartorial elegance.

So there....!

[zebra]

bomb said:

Mrs Bomb Married me for my Sartorial elegance.

There had to be something.

[bomb]

zebra said:

bomb said:

Mrs Bomb Married me for my Sartorial elegance.

There had to be something.

I've got feelings too you know...............

[Crowley]

bomb said:

Mrs Bomb Married me for my Sartorial elegance.

These women that marry you just because of the car you drive.

I suppose an elegance is better than the classic though....

[zebra]

bomb said:

zebra said:

bomb said:

Mrs Bomb Married me for my Sartorial elegance.

There had to be something.

I've got feelings too you know...............

........and you married her for her wrestling abilities then?

zebs

[bomb]

zebra said:

bomb said:

zebra said:

bomb said:

Mrs Bomb Married me for my Sartorial elegance.

There had to be something.

I've got feelings too you know...............

........and you married her for her wrestling abilities then?

zebs

Well not exactly.

To be honest, I married her because of her legs.

.....Nope, thats not strictly true either. ( But they do go 'a long way towards' the real reason !) if you get my drift

[zebra]

What? She wears nice shoes that you like to borrow on occasions when you cross-dress for the tvr meets?

zebs

[bomb]

You are heading in the wrong direction.





on all counts.

[zebra]

bomb said:

You are heading in the wrong direction.





on all counts.

Don't get touchy, the Bomb/Mrs Bomb role reversals are public knowledge - we know who wears the proverbials in your life!

zebs

[bomb]

Yep.
But I reckon my beard is a dead give-away !

[zebra]

bomb said:

Yep.
But I reckon my beard is a dead give-away !

You say that, but that's why I struggle to tell you and Mrs Bomb apart.

zebs