Help Needed!!!!!!

[andy-w]

Hi All,

I need to ask a favour...

Clare and i are getting married this year...Friday 28th July to which you are allllllll invited!!!!

Anyway she said she wanted to turn up in style and i thought well how much more stylish can you get than a TVR!!!

Does anyone know of anybody with a white, silver or other colour that might be suitable!!!

I have said if there are no TVR's available i will not get married so come on guys...help me out and let me down!!!!

Andy

PS I hope she does not read this!!!

[rpa.janwell]

Try this one:

www.driveinstyle.co.uk/location-scotland.asp

They have a Blue Sagaris and a Tuscan Convert. for hire - they are not listed on the fleet, but are in the detailed forms.

ATB, sorry no excuses for you!!!

[Red V8]

Maybe time to consider that respray...

[andy-w]

Cheers for the help guys...thats given me something to go on.

I shall also jhave a word with the TVRCC next weekend!

[andy-w]

OH BUT SHE HAS READ THIS!!!!!!! SHE SPEAKS NOW!

(Hello to those of you who have met me)

It's Clare here.... So Andy thinks an escape would be that easy????? Might just take to spraying the chim white myself - whats the name of that stuff they sell in Halfords... Hammerite? Can anyone advise how many cans it would take to cover that pink paint he has on there at the mo?

[tvrbob]

andy-w said:

Can anyone advise how many cans it would take to cover that pink paint he has on there at the mo?

15 cans should do it. Be sure to pain the rear hood section, wheels and tyres. If there's any paint left you could always use it up on the seats and carpet.

[andy-w's keeper]

Cheers bob - will do i if they dont have enough Hammerite, would you recommend Dulux Gloss in satin or sheen?


PS hello my little empty headed one (andy-w)- changing your password was such a good way to foil my actions....

[andy-w]

tvrbob said:

andy-w said: Can anyone advise how many cans it would take to cover that pink paint he has on there at the mo? 15 cans should do it. Be sure to pain the rear hood section, wheels and tyres. If there's any paint left you could always use it up on the seats and carpet.

with TVRBOB!!!!!

By the way this IS Andy and not his 'soon to be stoned to death with white tins of hammerite' fiance.

and clare, change your name or i shall tell everyone you want a booster seat for when you are in my chim!

>> Edited by andy-w on Wednesday 5th April 13:50

[andy-w's keeper]

Here's a quote from my dear beloved fiance in the email he has just sent me....


YOU ARE EVIL!!!

A curse upon you and may the the fleas of a thousand camels fester your
.........



I'm now wondering about this wedding - maybe I should start a poll - who reckons I should dump him and keep the chim? (pink or not!)


Oh and - Andy - I know where you work. I know where you park your car. For a small sum I could persuade security to look the other way... you will wish you had agreed to the white hammerite.

[tvrbob]

andy-w's keeper said:

I know where you park your car. For a small sum I could persuade security to look the other way...

You won't need money to persuade the security guard, they willingly submit to the temptations of 'woman'

[andy-w]

tvrbob said:

andy-w's keeper said: I know where you park your car. For a small sum I could persuade security to look the other way... You won't need money to persuade the security guard, they willingly submit to the temptations of 'woman'

I can only think that if clare paints my car white it will no longer be a superfast red one and green chims will be able to overtake it???

[tvrbob]

andy-w said:

I can only think that if clare paints my car white it will no longer be a superfast red one and green chims will be able to overtake it???

It's not the colour; it's that super slick roof that makes your car fast. btw nothing can go faster than a fast green thing, everyone know this and it's not open to debate, OK?

[andy-w]

This is true...what comes out a nose when you sneeze is very fast...but that does not mean EVERYTHING green is going to be fast!!!!

[andy-w's keeper]

I can feel go faster stripes coming.... surely if I put those on your chim andy it would beat any colour - I reckon some nice shocking pink ones would look good against the white!

BTW Bob - you havent seen the blokes from security - I'd rather pay good money...

[Red V8]

Andy, doesn't matter what colour it is on top, you'll still know it's red underneath.. and so just as fast as it ever was... so you'll lul those green wannabes into a false sense of security.

[andy-w]

Of course...it would be a 'Stealth red' and then the greens would think white chims would beat them as well as red ones!!!!

Clare -

[tvrbob]

andy-w said:

Clare -

Andy? Clare? is there a sex change here?

[silverT350t]

What exactly are you after? Do you want to hire/borrow a car for the day or are you just after a lift to said church/hotel/sports stadium for the blushing bride?

[andy-w]

Just after a lift for clare to get from birtley to gateshead civic centre.

I am never letting her in the chim again!!!

[wedg1e]

You shouldn't marry any woman called Clare/Clair/Claire. I did, and look what happened to me.

Luckily I got shot of the evil oing woed lidy mper AND kept my TVR...