Ugly gits in flash cars

[cougersafc]

Hello all,

My lovely wife Wendy and I have a disagreement... She reckons even an "ugly git" like me could pull in a car like mine... I think a woman would need more than a nice car before she contemplated the sharing of bodily fluids.. please let me know your thoughts

Couger

[docevi1]

well apart from the bodily fluids bit, my sister started going out with my brother-in-law because of his sports-car.

Isn't that why we all have "flash" sports cars when we're single

Everyone always asks me if my car is a babe magnet, I guess it could be but the driver cancels that out

[tvrbob]

Whilst filling my motor with engine juice a couple of days ago the good looking slim student cashier said 'Nice car. Sell it to me.' To which I replied 'How much money do you have in that till?' She said 'Can't use that money, It's not mine.' I've got a pound in my pocket.' I replied 'Sorry, just not quite enough.' She then said 'Have you got a girlfriend?'

All banter of course but it would suggest if she had been talking to a young handsome rich student in his 'nice' car then yes he might well have pulled.

[docevi1]

tvrbob said:

Whilst filling my motor with engine juice a couple of days ago the good looking slim student cashier said 'Nice car. Sell it to me.' To which I replied 'How much money do you have in that till?' She said 'Can't use that money, It's not mine.' I've got a pound in my pocket.' I replied 'Sorry, just not quite enough.' She then said 'Have you got a girlfriend?' All banter of course but it would suggest if she had been talking to a young handsome rich student in his 'nice' car then yes he might well have pulled.

Where was this garage

[cougersafc]

I have offered to pay but this dosent seem to work either...

[bomb]

Mrs Bomb and I always 'shake hands' at Christmas time and then exchange brake fluids accordingly.

That seems to be sufficient under the circumstances

[deeen]

I made the mistake of allowing my passenger to be better looking than me... stopped at lights in exeter, girls rushed out of restaurant and swapped numbers with him but not me!

[blackal]

You also need a moniker from "Top Gun" to complete the effect. Have a look in the members' directory and try and find one from the movie that isn't used by a Pistonheads member.

Advice for picking cool monikers -

Don't pick characters from "The Sound of Music". That would be worse still.

[deeen]

so "Hi, I'm Goose" is now officialy a chat-up line? Do I put it on the sunstrip at the top of the windscreen, too?

[jagsy]

I have the disadvantage of owning a family car

The other day, 2 girls shouted hello georgeous while I was driving - Lynne said "don't you dare".

Nuff said.

[bilton_d]

Jagsy .... Dan must have been in the car

[gemini]

docevi1 said:

Everyone always asks me if my car is a babe magnet, I guess it could be but the driver cancels that out

No dont think too long on this Stefan - your right - its the car

[wendyg]

I get plenty of blokes giving me thumbs up and waves. Presumably that's because I pass so fast they don't have time for a proper look and just see 'blond girlie sports car' (I wish !!)

[grahamw48]

No self delusions here.

They're just thinking "hmm, another man struggling with his mid-life crisis"

I'm thinking "hmm, how did I reach mid-life, after driving fast cars for 30+ years?"

>> Edited by grahamw48 on Tuesday 24th August 23:50

[bomb]

Flash gits in ugly cars...........new topic ??

[gemini]

does the EBF count?

[wendyg]

How to spot a rich man.


Hope I've done this right!

Thanks Stephan!

>> Edited by wendyg on Wednesday 25th August 19:11

[docevi1]

wendyg said:

How to spot a rich man. Hope I've done this right!

miss out the spaces wendy and add the http://

edit: arg, it's not the easiest!

>> Edited by docevi1 on Wednesday 25th August 14:25

[WildfireS3]

blackal said:

You also need a moniker from "Top Gun" to complete the effect.

Well I was Wildfire, but I think I forgot my password then changed my email address.

I have had plenty of girls coming up to me and saying "nice car, have you got a girlfriend?" The scariest one was when I went to pick up my little brother from a party (he's 16) some girls came up to me and when one of them aksed me if I had a girlfriend I did a double take and looked at her. She looked familiar. I asked her what school she went to, she replied "Caterham."

"Did you ever go on the sports activity week?"

"Yes." She replied

"Do you have a sister?"

"Yes."

"Do you remember a lifeguar, called Chris who used to organises some of the games?"

"Yes."

"That was me, I used to carry you around on my shoulders."

Made me feel wrong.

I started going out with my girlfriend when I still drove my mini. It's noisey, uncomfortable, and smells of petrol most of the time. So she can't have started going out with me because of the car.

[selmer]

docevi1 said:

wendyg said: How to spot a rich man. Hope I've done this right! miss out the spaces wendy and add the <a href="http://">http://</a> edit: arg, it's not the easiest! >> Edited by docevi1 on Wednesday 25th August 14:25

How did you get that picture of me and my daughter on holiday???