Went to London and....

Went to London and....

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Elroy Blue

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8,707 posts

198 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Had my first days staying in London for about twenty years, my impressions were:

Public Transport: Signal failure on the tube both days. Lift failure at two stations we tried to use. (How many people can squeeze into a 'max 50' persons lift). It didn't give confidence when the miserable staff chap was trying to force the doors closed. When it worked, it was generally OK, but wasn't thrilled at the smelly wierdo who tried to talk to me the whole of one journey.

Cyclists: Absolutely mad, dangerous, ignorant knobs. Pedestrian crossing on red, doesn't seem to apply to cyclist, just ride through. Traffic light on red, doesn't seem to apply to cyclists, just ride through. One was street, doesn't seem to apply to cyclists. I watched on numerous occassions as they drove the wrong way on roads with three lanes, through red lights, forcing buses, cars and trucks to swerve out of the way. Of course when they get splattered by a bendy bus, I'm sure they'll condemn the 'evil' combustion engine.

Recession..what recession. I've never seen so many top end cars in one place. (Porsche Cayannes seem to be exclusively driven by short, Chinese women)

Fairly empty bars, but packed 'old fashioned' pubs.

Parking: How hard is it to park between the lines in a car park. I could've filled the bad parking thread just by what I saw.

Had a great time smile

Edited by Elroy Blue on Sunday 10th October 10:33

ShadownINja

77,378 posts

288 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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If you ever wanted to experience a good sense of "fk you, I'm alright, Jack" attitude, visit London and it's been covered by the various aspects you noticed above.

Blib

45,225 posts

203 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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ShadownINja said:
If you ever wanted to experience a good sense of "fk you, I'm alright, Jack" attitude, visit London and it's been covered by the various aspects you noticed above.


Oh my, another "Let's Bash London". Thread. Great! We've not had one of those for fifteen minutes.

hehe

ShadownINja

77,378 posts

288 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Blib said:
ShadownINja said:
If you ever wanted to experience a good sense of "fk you, I'm alright, Jack" attitude, visit London and it's been covered by the various aspects you noticed above.


Oh my, another "Let's Bash London". Thread. Great! We've not had one of those for fifteen minutes.

hehe
I live in London... or close enough for the drunks at TfL to fk up my roads. New Malden Christmas Party Roundabout, anyone?

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 10th October 11:23

snuffle

1,587 posts

188 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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I like it as a place to visit, and even enjoy driving through it, its even better on a motorbike.

But I'll be Fucensoreded if I'd want to live or work there.

Ferg

15,242 posts

263 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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I'm glad I don't live there.





Blib does

philthy

4,689 posts

246 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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snuffle said:
I like it as a place to visit, and even enjoy driving through it, its even better on a motorbike.

But I'll be Fucensoreded if I'd want to live or work there.
My sentiments exactly.

Pothole

34,367 posts

288 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Elroy Blue said:
Had my first days staying in London for about twenty years, my impressions were:

Public Transport: Signal failure on the tube both days. Lift failure at two stations we tried to use. (How many people can squeeze into a 'max 50' persons lift). It didn't give confidence when the miserable staff chap was trying to force the doors closed. When it worked, it was generally OK, but wasn't thrilled at the smelly wierdo who tried to talk to me the whole of one journey. IT'S A HUNDRED YEARS OLD AND HASN'T HAD SIGNIFICANT INVESTMENT UNTIL NOW. IT'LL GET BETTER. STAFF MISERABLE? WOULDN'T YOU BE? SMELLY WEIRDO NOT ACTUALLY PROVIDED BY TFL.

Cyclists: Absolutely mad, dangerous, ignorant knobs. Pedestrian crossing on red, doesn't seem to apply to cyclist, just ride through. Traffic light on red, doesn't seem to apply to cyclists, just ride through. One was street, doesn't seem to apply to cyclists. I watched on numerous occassions as they drove the wrong way on roads with three lanes, through red lights, forcing buses, cars and trucks to swerve out of the way. Of course when they get splattered by a bendy bus, I'm sure they'll condemn the 'evil' combustion engine. UNCONDONABLE BEHAVIOUR, BUT NOT LIMITED TO LONDON

Recession..what recession. I've never seen so many top end cars in one place. (Porsche Cayannes seem to be exclusively driven by short, Chinese women) CAYENNE.

Fairly empty bars, but packed 'old fashioned' pubs. OF COURSE.

Parking: How hard is it to park between the lines in a car park. I could've filled the bad parking thread just by what I saw. MAINLY NON-UK NATIONAL WOMEN I RECKON.

Had a great time smileMAKES ALL THE ABOVE OK, THEN!

Edited by Elroy Blue on Sunday 10th October 10:33

DangerousMike

11,327 posts

198 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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i hate the fking place and i'm moving there in 3 weeks.

ShadownINja

77,378 posts

288 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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inkiboo said:
Blib said:
ShadownINja said:
If you ever wanted to experience a good sense of "fk you, I'm alright, Jack" attitude, visit London and it's been covered by the various aspects you noticed above.


Oh my, another "Let's Bash London". Thread. Great! We've not had one of those for fifteen minutes.

hehe
As Jimmy Carr once said, there is no point having a north/south divide if you are not going to police it.
hehe

Blib

45,225 posts

203 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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Ferg said:
I'm glad I don't live there.





Blib does
I'm glad you don't live here too!

Edited by Blib on Sunday 10th October 14:55

toasty

7,656 posts

226 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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snuffle said:
I like it as a place to visit, and even enjoy driving through it, its even better on a motorbike.

But I'll be Fucensoreded if I'd want to live or work there.
I love working there, but hate traveling there, but not enough to live there.

theironduke

6,995 posts

194 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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...got stabbed or not appreciated...







gets coat.

andyroo

2,469 posts

216 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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I love London. I wish I could afford to live there. Saw Steven Merchant the other day walking through Soho too...

duggan

919 posts

254 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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As the phrase goes "When you're bored of London, you're bored of life".....

Love the place - the bars, clubs, restaurants, sights, culture, the individual boroughs & the character that comes with them - all on your doorstep

ShadownINja

77,378 posts

288 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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duggan said:
As the phrase goes "When you're bored of London, you're bored of life".....
Quoting someone else doesn't make their quotation correct. See what I did there?

In any case, there are plenty of things to make life amazing outside of London, obviously...

bazking69

8,620 posts

196 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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I avoid London for all the above reasons.

Blib

45,225 posts

203 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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bazking69 said:
I avoid London for all the above reasons.
We'll miss you.

duggan

919 posts

254 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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ShadownINja said:
duggan said:
As the phrase goes "When you're bored of London, you're bored of life".....
Quoting someone else doesn't make their quotation correct. See what I did there?

In any case, there are plenty of things to make life amazing outside of London, obviously...
Who said I said it was correct...just something I personally agree with biggrin

ShadownINja

77,378 posts

288 months

Sunday 10th October 2010
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duggan said:
ShadownINja said:
duggan said:
As the phrase goes "When you're bored of London, you're bored of life".....
Quoting someone else doesn't make their quotation correct. See what I did there?

In any case, there are plenty of things to make life amazing outside of London, obviously...
Who said I said it was correct...just something I personally agree with biggrin
Sure, but it's not really true, is it?