Lawless London

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thompson9745

Original Poster:

268 posts

35 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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I have to go into town on Tuesday for the first time in ages, was just wondering how bad things have got in Khan’s London?

Will probably drive in but will leave the Rolex at home, that said do the moped thieves still try to attack your car whilst you’re driving? Do I need a stab vest? God bless the lefty woke policing that is more focused on prosecuting 24 in a 20 than real crimes like murdering people (wtf 20 is an absolutely ridiculous limit!!)

Presumably fighting them off with a bat under UK justice (see Tony Martin) would ensure I end up with a custodial ?

ZetecTDCI

140 posts

58 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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Are you allowed out ?

anonymous-user

69 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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On a school trip you will be fine

LF5335

7,443 posts

58 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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Yes, it’s a cross between Escape From New York and The Warriors for literally everyone who steps inside the M25. The whole thing is the fault of pinko leftie limeys. Thankfully, the non-woke tough guys are here to save us all, as long as they’re not to scared to step outside their own front door, because they’ve massively overplayed everything they’ve seen or heard from a friend of a friend.

Tribal Chestnut

3,001 posts

197 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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I ride my bike in everyday, but do have a machete strapped to the fairing just in case. Only had to use it a couple of times so far. You sound quite tough though, so I’m sure you’ll be ok.

Rozzers

2,707 posts

90 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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Stay at home with your Daily Mail.

Assuming you’ve anti snap locks etc.

VS02

2,328 posts

75 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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thompson9745 said:
I have to go into town on Tuesday for the first time in ages, was just wondering how bad things have got in Khan’s London?

Will probably drive in but will leave the Rolex at home, that said do the moped thieves still try to attack your car whilst you’re driving? Do I need a stab vest? God bless the lefty woke policing that is more focused on prosecuting 24 in a 20 than real crimes like murdering people (wtf 20 is an absolutely ridiculous limit!!)

Presumably fighting them off with a bat under UK justice (see Tony Martin) would ensure I end up with a custodial ?
Is your carer coming darling?

MDMA .

9,555 posts

116 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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I always give my Rolex a bit of wrist time when in the big smoke.

Jon556

431 posts

41 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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Make sure you pull the trigger on the London trip, OP.

Talking to you whilst wearing the Rolex.

sociopath

3,433 posts

81 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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I think the OP is giving himself some wrist time

abzmike

10,325 posts

121 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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Early for for the school holiday stuff isn’t it?

deeen

6,181 posts

260 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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Tribal Chestnut said:
I ride my bike in everyday, but do have a machete strapped to the fairing just in case. Only had to use it a couple of times so far. You sound quite tough though, so I’m sure you’ll be ok.
Hope you never stray into a Hazlenut postcode.

livinginasia

920 posts

125 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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Good luck !

Keep your doors locked - its a jungle out there !

You are of course quite correct that more time is spent looking for those doing 24 in a 20 or overstaying a car park by a few minutes than is spent looking for robbers and drug dealers, but thats the modern woke life.

Cold

16,011 posts

105 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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There's a documentary abut London on the tellybox tonight. As long as Gerard Butler turns up you'll be fine.

sticks090460

1,116 posts

173 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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The Mayor seems to be focussed on complaining about Donald Trump being allowed back onto Twitter, so I assume it’s safe as houses, especially around Peckham, sorry East Dulwich.

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

201 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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I let my security detail deal with such trivialities.

paddy1970

1,108 posts

124 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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I never go out in London without my flame thrower car...


valiant

12,290 posts

175 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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Awww bless.

Another Daily Mail hillbilly visiting one of the greatest cities on Earth and is scared.

Remind us again who the snowflakes are meant to be?


Matt p

1,082 posts

223 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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Christ, you sound like my companies health and safety director. Completely incapable of your own thought and generally stting your pants at even climbing out of bed.

Sofa

527 posts

107 months

Sunday 20th November 2022
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Honestly I wouldn't drive there with anything less than a Challenger 2, or they'll tear you to shreds. I'd probably want to make sure you've got air supremacy established too, and obviously some infantry support.

Oh London? Sorry, thought you were on about fking Kherson.