The daily photoshop - panic over

[Simpo Two]

I just wanted to let you all know that I'm entirely happy with the colour of my wheels, and therefore will not need any Photoshopping today.

[Podie]

[jon-]

But don't you want to lower it a little Simpo? I could photoshop the bonnet matt black and a spoiler on the back, tint the rear windows and chrome the door handles!

[14-7]

Hmm, and I was just going to ask someone to PS some wings on to my car. Oh well .

Will just have to wait till tomorrow.

[cirks]

aw, how disappointing. I was going to selectively sharpen your handling around the curves, take your car to a different level and then you'd be able to contrast the before and after. Of course, all these elements would be easier to see if your monitor is in a lightroom.

[Fordo]

im dissapointed.

I came here today just so i could photoshop some wheels on someones car, and add window tints, and de-badge it. I had photoshop fired up and everything. Id even downloaded loads of bling alloys from the halfords website!

[The_Jackal]

I went and spent nearly 600 quid on a copy and spent years learning just to come here and clone the badge off a Corsa.
Hey do you think I could get a job as a retoucher and just bring my work here for people to do for me?

[Fezant Pluckah]

I'm happy to do it. I need the work, and am always grateful for the thanks I get. (See other thread )

[Hunky Dory]

[Simpo Two]

Fezant Pluckah said:

I'm happy to do it. I need the work, and am always grateful for the thanks I get.

You can always print out the 'thankyous' and burn them to keep warm, or make them into a nourishing soup.



On a similar theme, I once had a Christmas card from a company that said in small letters on the back 'Printed from recycled estimates'.

[Beyond Rational]

Why can't people just look at their cars at night to imagine darker wheels?

Then during daylight, you only have to remember what you saw the night before.

[Fezant Pluckah]

Simpo Two said:

You can always print out the 'thankyous' and burn them to keep warm, or make them into a nourishing soup.

Well, I've only got one thank so far, and that had to be coerced. So I think nourishing soup may be a tad optimistic. Maybe I should start lower and aim for a small canapé?

[Dogsey]

Fezant Pluckah said:

Simpo Two said:

You can always print out the 'thankyous' and burn them to keep warm, or make them into a nourishing soup.

Well, I've only got one thank so far, and that had to be coerced. So I think nourishing soup may be a tad optimistic. Maybe I should start lower and aim for a small canapé?

You'd need loads to get a canapé big enough to cover that ginger mop mate!

[Fezant Pluckah]

Dogsey said:

Fezant Pluckah said:

Simpo Two said:

You can always print out the 'thankyous' and burn them to keep warm, or make them into a nourishing soup.

Well, I've only got one thank so far, and that had to be coerced. So I think nourishing soup may be a tad optimistic. Maybe I should start lower and aim for a small canapé?

You'd need loads to get a canapé big enough to cover that ginger mop mate!

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaat it, yooooooooooou slaaaaaaaaaaaaaag