Anyone on here really good on Photoshop?

[mattsayle]

Basically, I am trying to make up my mind as what to do with my Corsa. There is fk all chance of me getting anything better in the next few years so I want to make my car look better.

Now, if I posted a front, rear and side shot of it could you remove the badge off the front, lower it about 40mm, put german pressed plates on (I dont wnat exact reg!) and remove the vauxhal badge off the rear? ALso, could you change the bumpers to red?

Thanks,
Matt

Edited by mattsayle on Sunday 6th September 19:10

[nick francis]

this is a p**s take, right??

[Hunky Dory]

Plenty of people on here are more than capable I reckon!
Me on the other hand.....?
Come back when you are doing it for real and I'd be a bit more use!

[Simpo Two]

Am I close?

[mattsayle]

nick francis said:

this is a p**s take, right??

I knew I would get replys like this

The words 'Corsa' and 'modified' proberly set off alarm bells in PH towers

[mattsayle]

Simpo Two said:

Am I close?

That is what it looks like now

[acquiescence]

If all you want is to make it look better, dowse in petrol and put a match to it.

[SamHH]

FWIW, I think it would definitely look much worse.

[14-7]

Rather than spending the money doing it up because you can't afford a new car in the next few years why not put it in a savings account for your next car and get something better?

Been there and done that and I think I'd have been better off saving up the money I've spunked on cars just to buy something better in the future. Hindsight is a wonderful thing though.

[paul911]

14-7 said:

... I've spunked on cars ...

Dirty boy, Isn’t that dogging...

[Simpo Two]

14-7 said:

Rather than spending the money doing it up because you can't afford a new car in the next few years why not put it in a savings account for your next car and get something better?

Parking the Griff outside Halfords is interesting as they don't have anything to sell me that will make it better/faster/louder!

[tegwin]

Google images ARE your friend.... there must be a gazillion chaved up corsas on there

[AndyKH]

hth

[mybrainhurts]

If you rub it really hard, it might grow into a Monaro....

[CommanderJameson]

mattsayle said:

Basically, I am trying to make up my mind as what to do with my Corsa. There is fk all chance of me getting anything better in the next few years so I want to make my car look better.

Now, if I posted a front, rear and side shot of it could you remove the badge off the front, lower it about 40mm, put german pressed plates on (I dont wnat exact reg!) and remove the vauxhal badge off the rear? ALso, could you change the bumpers to red?

Didn't you just say you wanted to make it look better?

[MikeDH]

You don't need Photoshop, just a tin of this.

http://www.turdshiner.com/turd-polish.gif